CAMP FUCK-A-NUC

PICTURE YOURSELF IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE WOODS
WITH RED-EYED DRUNKEN SASQUATCH
WHORNIE  AS A LAMP POST
DROOLING
AND WATCHING YOUR EVERY FUCKING MOVE
READY TO POUNCE
AND RAPE THE SHIT
RIGHT OUT OF YOU

WELL...AT CAMP FUCK-A-NUCK
WE TRY TO MAKE SURE
THAT THIS KIND OF SHIT
DOESN'T EVER HAPPEN
AND...GUESS WHAT ??? 
IT IS AVOIDED 79 % OF THE TIME
 ...CAMP FUCK-A-NUCK
'CAUSE LIFE AIN'T ALL
SHITS AND GIGGLES