Saturday, November 30, 2013
a mouse named rob ford said..."fuck this cheese thing"...
a mouse named rob ford said..."fuck this cheese thing...if i wanted to be put in a box...i would climb up my wife's vagina" .
Friday, November 29, 2013
seeing shit with shit in your eyes...
the more you can't see a fucking thing...the more people seem to be wonderful .
stack'em high
he raped and slaughtered and pissed down the necks of 23, 653 innocent
people...just to defend his religion...stackem is back !!!!
Thursday, November 28, 2013
bees
bees...by stu strang...oh , bee...so bee-like in the morning dew...what's that you say , bee...mmmmm...well then...FUCK YOU !!!
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
dear santa...thanks for the dope...
the dope you sent me caused hallucinations...and i saw herds of yeti...got any more ???
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Sunday, November 24, 2013
dear santa
you will find that if you abstain from all sexual activity for two days before you make your christmas eve delivery run...you will have a lot more energy .
sincerely
stu
sincerely
stu
Saturday, November 23, 2013
dear santa
if you are so fucking drunk that you see three chimneys...choose the one in the middle .
love and kisses
cardinal stu
love and kisses
cardinal stu
Friday, November 22, 2013
sex with popes wife...
..so there i is...trying to be a good catholic , eh ??? so i confess to the priest that i has sex with da pope's wife , i did...and the fucker gets right mad at me...like the sex was my idea or something...
Thursday, November 21, 2013
santa clause loses his testicals
break and enter specialist , known as "santa clause"...was allegedly attacked by fellow felon ,"rudolf the red nose reindeer"...and had his nuts bitten off...news at eleven .
bad christmas cards part 1...
you are like one of batman's enemies...except you are fat , stupid and lack creativity .
merry christmas !!!
merry christmas !!!
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
fuck-ups
the greatest people of every society...have traditionally been seen as fuck-ups...my advice to you...only fuck fuck-ups .
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Monday, November 18, 2013
Sunday, November 17, 2013
Saturday, November 16, 2013
sex and bullshit...
if you are bullshitting when you are having sex with yourself...what is it like when there is another person involved ???
Friday, November 15, 2013
billy's vagina
the boys might have made fun at billy for having a vagina...but that's not all they did to him .
my sermons...
the only time i have ever given myself a 100 %...was in australia...and i was just kidding ...i gave myself a 98 % and the teacher said "take another look"...i came back an hour later and said you are absolutely right...and had changed my score to 100 .
Thursday, November 14, 2013
martha'a vagina
putting ones hand in martha's vagina turned out to be the secret of the universe...but over half the boys in the county were aware of this already .
10 suggestions...parts edited out of the bible part 5
and god said to moses..." i will give you these 10 commandments to give to my people...but don't take it too seriously...since you're doing all this heavy shit for me...for you , they are only suggestions" .
ejaculation...
ever since my horse kicked me in the nuts...i've bee able to ejaculate through the ceiling ...and , oh , yes...i blew my wife's hear right off her shoulders .
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
persecution of church...parts edited out of the bible part 4
and paul said back to jesus..."i'll tell you why i'm persecuting your people...they are the most self-righteous bunch of pricks that i have ever met in my life" ...and jesus nodded .
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
parts edited out of the bible part 3
and farrow said to moses..."i see your locusts...and raise you a herd of retarded turtles" .
Monday, November 11, 2013
the masturbating goalie
i used to be an n h .l. goalie...but they kept scoring on me while i was masturbating...so i got fired .
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Saturday, November 9, 2013
santa fucks up...
SANTA...caught in bed with two prostitutes...painting graffiti on their asses...or something like that...news at 11 .
Friday, November 8, 2013
fuck , centipedes...
if you had told me that there were 80 feet long centipedes with enough venom to wipe out the entire easter parade ...then maybe i would have reconsidered going down the fucking tunnel .
Thursday, November 7, 2013
parts edited out of the bible part 2...moses smoking dope ???
and moses said on to the people..." listen , dudes...i could part this fucking sea so much easier...if someone could just roll me a dooby " .
parts edited out of the bible part 1...blood thirsty savages
no , no , no...i did not give you my blood so you can be a bunch of blood thirsty savages !!! it is not like that at all .
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Tuesday, November 5, 2013
Monday, November 4, 2013
sasquatch and sexuality...
if you ever get eaten by a sasquatch...what does that say about your sexuality ???
Sunday, November 3, 2013
Saturday, November 2, 2013
Friday, November 1, 2013
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