Sunday, May 31, 2015
REAL ART...
A FRIEND OF MINE GOT A TATTOO OF AN OWL...I TOLD HIM HE SHOULD HAVE PLACED HIS PENIS WHERE THE OWLS NOSE WAS...YOU KNOW...REAL ART .
Saturday, May 30, 2015
APRIL 1978 , SPRING GARDEN ROAD .
MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND HAD HAIR ON HER NIPPLES...I CUT THEM OFF WITH MY TEETH AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE A THING .
Friday, May 29, 2015
Thursday, May 28, 2015
LIVING IN TREES...
THE THING ABOUT LIVING IN TREES...IS THAT YOU MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY SHIT ON SOMEONE'S HEAD .
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
MACCA WACCA...
MACCA ENHANCES SEXUAL PERFORMANCE OF ALL TYPES...THAT IS WHY WE REFER TO IT AS...MACCA WACCA...(MACCA INTERCOURSE...REALLY DOESN'T HAVE A RING TO IT) .
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
APATHY...JAN . 14 2012
HERE IS A BIBLE VERSE FOR YA..."PUT YOUR KNIFE TO YOUR THROAT IF YOU GIVE INTO GLUTTONY"...HOW DOES THE CATHOLIC "SUICIDES GO TO HELL" FIT INTO THIS ONE ???
IT DON'T...NOT ONE FUCKING BIT...AND NOBODY CARES...THEY JUST IGNORE IT AND FLOG THE FORNICATORS WITH SHIT ON A STICK .
POINT...IT IS A LAZY WORLD .
IT DON'T...NOT ONE FUCKING BIT...AND NOBODY CARES...THEY JUST IGNORE IT AND FLOG THE FORNICATORS WITH SHIT ON A STICK .
POINT...IT IS A LAZY WORLD .
Monday, May 25, 2015
Sunday, May 24, 2015
Saturday, May 23, 2015
Friday, May 22, 2015
DAVID AND GOLIATH...
DAVID ACTUALLY HAD A SHIT IN GOLIATH'S HELMET WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING...AND WHEN HE AWOKE...HE WENT COMPLETELY CRACKERS AND BEGAN TO HUNT DAVID WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND A HERD OF ANGRY , ZOMBIE PROSTITUTES .
...AND YOU THOUGHT HISTORY WAS BORING .
...AND YOU THOUGHT HISTORY WAS BORING .
Thursday, May 21, 2015
DETROIT CITY...
I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I LIKE MOST ABOUT DETROIT...THE FUCKING AIRPORT...NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE !!!
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
Monday, May 18, 2015
Sunday, May 17, 2015
Saturday, May 16, 2015
Thursday, May 14, 2015
Wednesday, May 13, 2015
THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE...
I WAS 10 YEARS OLD...I PEED IN MY FRIENDS SHAMPOO BOTTLE...HIS FATHER WENT BALD...WE ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH .
BEST THING ABOUT CHURCH...
THE BEST THING ABOUT CHURCH IS GOING UP TO PEOPLE AND SAYING..."GOD TOLD ME I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE " .
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
Monday, May 11, 2015
Sunday, May 10, 2015
GROUNDHOG...
I APOLOGIZE FOR THE GROUNDHOG INFESTATION...THOSE FURRY LITTLE FREAKS CAN GO SUCK EGGS .
Saturday, May 9, 2015
Friday, May 8, 2015
Thursday, May 7, 2015
Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Tuesday, May 5, 2015
WISDOM LITERATURE...
THERE I WAS IN A TREE...PISSING ON A SASQUATCH THAT WAS SLEEPING RIGHT BELOW ME...READING MY BOOK ON WISDOM LITERATURE .
Monday, May 4, 2015
Sunday, May 3, 2015
KIDS VISITING GRANDPA...
GO GET GRANDPA HIS HEROIN...AND GRANDPA WILL TELL YOU ANY SHIT-ASS THING YOU WAN TO HEAR .
Saturday, May 2, 2015
Friday, May 1, 2015
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