Tuesday, June 30, 2015
THE ASSHOLE OF THE UNIVERSE...
WE ONCE BELIEVED WE WERE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE...CLOSE BUT NO COOKIE...WE ARE THE ASSHOLE OF THE UNIVERSE .
Monday, June 29, 2015
Sunday, June 28, 2015
WANTED...HOME FOR STRAY PENIS...
PENIS LOOKING FOR HOME...ONLY VAGINA'S AND MALE BRITISH TELEVISION STARS MAY APPLY .
THE GOSPEL OF JESUS' BROTHER , ROBBIE
I 'LL TELL YOU WHY I WON'T FEED THE POOR...THEY ARE FUCKING POOR , THAT'S WHY...I'M GONNA FEED THE RICH INSTEAD .
Saturday, June 27, 2015
Thursday, June 25, 2015
COFFEE MACHINE...
MY COFFEE MACHINE BROKE DOWN...SO I POURED SOME WATER UP MY ASS...AND PLUGGED MY NOSE INTO THE ELECTRICAL OUTLET .
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
AN ODE TO THE FOURTH DATE...
I'M JUST CURIOS...YOU SAID YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX..."OR SOMETHING"...NOW...WHAT IS THIS..."OR SOMETHING"...AND SHOULD I BE AFRAID ???
THE OLYMPICS...
IF THEY MAKE RUBBING YOUR BALLS AN OLYMPIC EVENT...WILL IT HELP YOUR SELF ESTEEM ???
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
Monday, June 22, 2015
Saturday, June 20, 2015
HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING...
I MAY BE A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING...BUT WHO HAS THE EXTRA LARGE BAG OF GLUTEN FREE POTATO CHIPS ???
Friday, June 19, 2015
Thursday, June 18, 2015
Wednesday, June 17, 2015
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
THE EGG AND THE OLD LADY...
HAVE YOU EVER THROWN AN EGG AT AN OLD LADY ??? AND WATCH IT DRIP LIKE SUMMERTIME ???
Monday, June 15, 2015
Sunday, June 14, 2015
Saturday, June 13, 2015
Friday, June 12, 2015
CAIN TOAD , MAMMA...
I ONCE MARRIED THIS COUPLE ON TOP OF A ROOF...SHE WAS WEARING ARMY BOOTS AND HAD A THING FOR CAIN TOADS...I DON'T REMEMBER SWEET FUCK ALL ABOUT HIM .
Wednesday, June 10, 2015
Tuesday, June 9, 2015
Monday, June 8, 2015
Sunday, June 7, 2015
PIPPIN...
I CALLED FOR MY DOG PIPPEN..." PIPPIN , PIPPIN...WHERE ARE YOU PIPPIN ??? " BUT PIPPIN DID NOT ANSWER...MAYBE PIPPIN WAS MORE OF A STATE OF MIND THAN A REAL DOG .
Friday, June 5, 2015
THE PENIS OF DELUSION...
THE PENIS OF DELUSION IS SUCKED BY THE DONKEY OF DISSATISFACTION...IN THE VALLEY OF REGRET...BY THE SEA OF HEARTBREAK...AT 2 P.M.EASTERN .
Thursday, June 4, 2015
THE BATH...
I DREAMED I SAW MY TEACHER ON THE STREET...I ASKED HER IF SHE WANTED TO TAKE A BATH TOGETHER SOME TIME .
Tuesday, June 2, 2015
BE FUCKING CAREFUL...
IF YOU HOLED ON...YOU WILL LOSE IT...IF YOU LOSE IT...YOU WILL ALSO LOSE IT...AND IF YOU LET IT GO...YUP !!! YOU LOSE IT .
SO BE FUCKING CAREFUL .
SO BE FUCKING CAREFUL .
OLD MCDONALD...
'' OLD MCDONALD HAD A..."...WHAT DID OLD MCDONALD HAVE ??? I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT...IT WASN'T A FARM .
Monday, June 1, 2015
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