Monday, November 30, 2015
Sunday, November 29, 2015
GOT MY NEW JUSTIN BEIBER
got my boots
got my tokes
got my underwear
got my smokes
got my pocket pussy
and pocket pussy lubricant
my guru gave it to me
it was used by clark kent
yea , i'm movin' to new mexico
gonna raise some sheep
i'm movin' to new mexico
i can feel the dust under my ass
got my hat
got my comb
got my stuffed bunny
i won it in the astradome
got a copy
of the latest justin bieber
won't go nowhere
without my labrador retriever
got my tokes
got my underwear
got my smokes
got my pocket pussy
and pocket pussy lubricant
my guru gave it to me
it was used by clark kent
yea , i'm movin' to new mexico
gonna raise some sheep
i'm movin' to new mexico
i can feel the dust under my ass
got my hat
got my comb
got my stuffed bunny
i won it in the astradome
got a copy
of the latest justin bieber
won't go nowhere
without my labrador retriever
Saturday, November 28, 2015
Friday, November 27, 2015
Wednesday, November 25, 2015
all that shit...
all that guilt , shame , fearfulness
self hatred and such
stored up in your testicles
god wants to smite you
and your penis is filled
with the knowledge of your worthlessness
said plain and simple : you suck
and sex has now become some screaming prick
from behind a podium
you think of your mother
as you pounce upon her
the whole fucking thing
was her fault anyway
self hatred and such
stored up in your testicles
god wants to smite you
and your penis is filled
with the knowledge of your worthlessness
said plain and simple : you suck
and sex has now become some screaming prick
from behind a podium
you think of your mother
as you pounce upon her
the whole fucking thing
was her fault anyway
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
Monday, November 23, 2015
fuck-eyes
this scientist named his child FUCK-EYES
to see how he would fair in the real world
with such a name
the results were so amazing
that they gave him a NOBEL prize
TOO BAD HIS KID SHOT HIM
DURING HIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
to see how he would fair in the real world
with such a name
the results were so amazing
that they gave him a NOBEL prize
TOO BAD HIS KID SHOT HIM
DURING HIS ACCEPTANCE SPEECH
Sunday, November 22, 2015
AFTER THE GAME...
after the big game
the hockey player was interviewed
and he talked about his
woman's underwear fetish
how he likes to eat
the dirty pairs
and the dirtier the better
don cherry was not amused
the hockey player was interviewed
and he talked about his
woman's underwear fetish
how he likes to eat
the dirty pairs
and the dirtier the better
don cherry was not amused
Saturday, November 21, 2015
EXCUSES AND SUCH...
THE DEMON LADY WANTED TO SEDUCE ME...BUT I TOLD HER THAT I HAD JUST EATEN AN ENTIRE CHICKEN AND WAS FULL .
Friday, November 20, 2015
Thursday, November 19, 2015
SPECIAL SPEAKER
this special speaker in bible college
he talks about screwing sheep
and how you shouldn't do it
then he picks out a sheep from the audience
and clearly demonstrates how not
to fuck the little bastards
i just sit there and take notes
either that or be expelled
he talks about screwing sheep
and how you shouldn't do it
then he picks out a sheep from the audience
and clearly demonstrates how not
to fuck the little bastards
i just sit there and take notes
either that or be expelled
Tuesday, November 17, 2015
SEX...
DEATH HAS REPLACED SEX AS THE TABOO TOPIC...SO I WONDER WHERE HAVING SEX WITH DEAD PEOPLE FITS IN .
Monday, November 16, 2015
ALLSOP
his name was timmy allsop
when he died
his kid put on his grave :
" i sop
you sop
all sop "
why he did this
nobody really knows
when he died
his kid put on his grave :
" i sop
you sop
all sop "
why he did this
nobody really knows
Saturday, November 14, 2015
TOILET PAPER...
I HOPE THE ALIENS DON'T WANT US BECAUSE THEY THINK WE ARE A SOURCE OF TOILET PAPER .
Friday, November 13, 2015
MR . COFFIN
when mr. coffin died
everyone rolled around the grave stone
laughing
and saying things like :
"his name is coffin
and he is in a coffin
get it ???"
his wife laughed so hard
she died too
they threw her in the hole
and saved a shit load of money
everyone rolled around the grave stone
laughing
and saying things like :
"his name is coffin
and he is in a coffin
get it ???"
his wife laughed so hard
she died too
they threw her in the hole
and saved a shit load of money
Monday, November 9, 2015
NO GOOD DEED...
if there was a bomb
and you threw your body over it
and saved the lives of 100 diplomats
YET
somehow you remained unharmed
do you know what kind of reward you would get
well , i will tell you exactly what would happen
THEY WOULD TREAT YOU LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING GUINEA-PIG
FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE
COMPLETE WITH TUBES UP YOUR ASS HOLE
AND DEHYDRATED SHIT IN YOUR TRAP
no more and no less
yup...that's about it
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED
and you threw your body over it
and saved the lives of 100 diplomats
YET
somehow you remained unharmed
do you know what kind of reward you would get
well , i will tell you exactly what would happen
THEY WOULD TREAT YOU LIKE A MOTHER FUCKING GUINEA-PIG
FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE
COMPLETE WITH TUBES UP YOUR ASS HOLE
AND DEHYDRATED SHIT IN YOUR TRAP
no more and no less
yup...that's about it
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED
Sunday, November 8, 2015
NON-VIOLENCE...
MY FATHER WAS A NON-VIOLENT MAN...AND BY THAT...I MEAN HE WAS A BAD SHOT WITH A GUN .
Saturday, November 7, 2015
THE BALCONY...
I WAS TALKING TO THIS DENTIST...WE WERE ON THE BALCONY OF THE 15TH FLOOR OF THIS OFFICE BUILDING...HE SAYS TO ME..." ONE FLEETING MOMENT OF INSANITY AND IT COULD ALL BE OVER "...THEN HE GRABS ANOTHER HANDFUL OF CHIPS .
Thursday, November 5, 2015
RYAN ADAMS...
DID YOU KNOW RYAN ADAMS AND BRIAN ADAMS HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY ??? SAME BIRTHDAY AND DIFFERENT UNIVERSES .
Wednesday, November 4, 2015
"PURDY DEAD"...
WHEN MRS . PURDY DIED...THEY PUT ON HER TOMB STONE..."PURDY DEAD "...AND EVERYONE HAD A GOOD CHUCKLE .
Tuesday, November 3, 2015
Monday, November 2, 2015
GOD AND TOILET...
WHAT DOES GOD HAVE IN COMMON WITH A TOILET ??? THEY BOTH HAVE TO PUT UP WITH PILES AND PILES OF SHIT .
Sunday, November 1, 2015
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