Saturday, June 28, 2014
VIRGIN
I KNEW THIS GUY WHO FIGURED HE WAS STILL A VIRGIN...IF HE CLOSED HIS EYES WHILE "DOING IT"...I SAID..." SURE , WHY NOT??? WHO CARES ??? " .
THEOLOGIANS
THE GOOD THING ABOUT TALKING TO THEOLOGIANS...IS THAT THEY DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT...OR IS THAT THE BAD THING ??? HARD TO SAY ACTUALLY .
Friday, June 27, 2014
Thursday, June 26, 2014
CITY CHAMPIONSHIP
IT SEEMED LIKE A SURE THING THAT THE ALLIGATORS WOULD WIN THE CITY CHAMPIONSHIP...UNTIL THEY WERE EATEN BY THEIR MASCOT .
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
JOB AT LIQUOR STORE...
IF YOU EVER APPLY FOR A JOB AT THE LIQUOR STORE...DON'T PUT " DRUNK" ON YOUR RESUME .
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Monday, June 23, 2014
Sunday, June 22, 2014
Friday, June 20, 2014
BUTCHERING YOUR MOTHER...
ONE GOOSE SAYS TO THE OTHER..." YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND...I BUTCHERED YOUR MOTHER BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE A REASON...I WOULD NEVER BUTCHER SOMEONE FOR A REASON ".
DISTANT PLANET
MEANWHILE...ON A DISTANT PLANET...THE NUDEST AND THE NAKEDESTS...WAGE A VIOLENT WAR AGAINST EACH OTHER .
Thursday, June 19, 2014
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN..." TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE"...WHO DO YOU THINK I AM ??? JOB ???
HOW TO IMPRESS A GIRL...
THE BEST WAY TO IMPRESS A GIRL...IS TO BURN DOWN HER FATHERS HOUSE...AND SCREW HER SISTER .
Monday, June 16, 2014
Sunday, June 15, 2014
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Friday, June 13, 2014
Thursday, June 12, 2014
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
Monday, June 9, 2014
Sunday, June 8, 2014
MEANING OF LIFE...
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LIFE....UNTIL YOU FILL UP YOUR COFFEE CARD FOR THE FIRST TIME .
Friday, June 6, 2014
FREEDOM...
YOU CAN HAVE FREEDOM...EVEN IN JAIL....ESPECIALLY IF THE DOOR IS LEFT OPEN AND THE GUARD IS ASLEEP .
Thursday, June 5, 2014
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Monday, June 2, 2014
SNAKE HANDLING CHURCH
WOULDN'T IT BE WEIRD IF THE " SNAKE HANDLING CHURCH"...CONSIDERED MASTURBATION TO BE A SIN ???
Sunday, June 1, 2014
CAT-HEAD
IT WAS FUCKED UP WATCHING THE MAN WALK DOWN THE STREET WITH A CAT ON HIS HEAD...BECAUSE THE CAT DIDN'T MATCH AT ALL .
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