Wednesday, February 29, 2012
wonderful wacky world
there is a wonderful , wacky , wild world out there...and it is just waiting to beat the fuck out of me...(or fwuck...whatever you prefer.)
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
frozen food
as the world continues to fall apart...frozen food continues to get better and better...which , of course , means...that the day frozen food reaches its perfection...will be armageddon .
Sunday, February 26, 2012
the police did not like...
the police did not like my headlight being out...and the dismembered mayor in the back seat didn't help either .
Thursday, February 23, 2012
tuna would taist...
tuna would taste a lot better...if my teeth were sharp enough to bite through the can .
Sunday, February 19, 2012
good leadership
so i tell this clergyman that good leadership means being a servant to your congregation...he couldn't stop laughing .
Thursday, February 16, 2012
greek tragedies
i don't know why greek tragedies are considered sad...i never got hurt in any of them .
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Monday, February 13, 2012
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
alien invasion
the beautiful thing about an alien invasion...is that they can't fuck things up any more than they are .
Monday, February 6, 2012
pregnant wife..
i was suspicious when my wife got pregnant...you know...me having no nuts and all...but when she gave birth to a moose...well...that was just too much .
Saturday, February 4, 2012
the face of jesus
apparently...a few years ago...the face of jesus was seen on the wall of a tim horton's donut shop...as a result...the customers who liked glazed donuts...began to slaughter the customers who liked chocolate dipped .
Thursday, February 2, 2012
the prostitute
it didn't bother me that you were a prostitute...what bothered me was that it was your best quality .
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
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