Saturday, December 31, 2011
end of the world
there is just one thing i want to do before the end of the world...move to another planet .
Friday, December 30, 2011
Thursday, December 29, 2011
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
the human race...
the human race is the only know species in the universe that can stick its nose so far up in the air...that it ends up up their ass .
Tuesday, December 27, 2011
oral sex
oral sex is what healed our relationship...roughly translated...she couldn't talk with my dick in her mouth .
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Saturday, December 24, 2011
in a recent study...
i a recent study...people seem to enjoy sex more...if they have to lie to get it .
Friday, December 23, 2011
once upon a time...
once upon a time a man said to a crowd that people were basically violent...he was promptly murdered .
Thursday, December 22, 2011
a rose...
a rose by any other name...can still eat you alive if it is from the planet...extromina 7-b...about 500 , 000 light years away .
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Monday, December 19, 2011
Saturday, December 17, 2011
bin ladin
every christmas eve...i waited with a loaded rifle by the fire place...for bin ladin to come down my chimney so i could blow the shit out of him...and now...christmas will never be the same .
Friday, December 16, 2011
Thursday, December 15, 2011
pirates
i wonder if when pirates bury treasure...they are actually burying their hidden sexual neurosis .
pig fucker
it doesn't matter what you accomplish in life...once you fuck a pig...you are...in the eyes of just about all...a pig fucker and nothing else .
Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
maca is a plant found in peru...it contains sexual propertires...
DON'T MASTURBATE !!! MACABATE!!! get your MACAWACCA TODAY !!!
Monday, December 12, 2011
santa's elves
there is a time of life when you believe in santa's elves...there is a time in life when you do not believe in santa's elves...then there is that one overlap year...when you think they are watching you masturbate .
Saturday, December 10, 2011
roosters...
roosters should never say..."cock-a-doodle-do"...penis a-doodle-do...is much more polite .
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Saturday, December 3, 2011
national geographic
i watched this national geographic special concerning mating rituals...then i glued feathers all over my body and ran around my girlfriend squawking as laud as i could...it had limited success .
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