Friday, August 31, 2012
Thursday, August 30, 2012
hockey commentator
why would i like to be a hockey commentator ??? just so i can say..."he shoots...he hits the fucking goal post ."
cuba
cuba is one of the few places in the world where you can show up at the local bar with a glass of rum in your hands...and nobody will think it to be weird .
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Monday, August 27, 2012
Sunday, August 26, 2012
signing autographs for elton john
one goose says to the other..."what do you do for a living???" he
replies..."i am a plumber and i also sign autographs for elton john."
Saturday, August 25, 2012
Friday, August 24, 2012
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Wednesday, August 22, 2012
my mother...
my mother told me that she hates bad news...so i never told her i was dying...i figured she would figure it out soon enough anyway .
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
i love snickers bars
what is the best way to get a free snickers bar ??? catch someone fucking around on their wife .
Monday, August 20, 2012
opinion
remember , before you give someone your opinion...they were pretty fucking happy with their own long before you got there .
Sunday, August 19, 2012
world champ
if i ever become the world champion...i would like to be the world champion of the world .
Friday, August 17, 2012
the best wrestler
this wrestler had it written on his trunks..."the best (wrestler) in the world"...then...one match...he lost...so he took off his pants and put them over the other guy's head...truly , he was the best...but at what cost ???
Thursday, August 16, 2012
the lecture
of all the university lectures i have had in my life...the one that i remember...is the fellow who lectured on the new age movement...and why will i never forget this , you ask...simple...the fucker didn't have a clue of what he was talking about... stunning , it was !!!
the greater the bullshitter
the greater the bullshitter...the greater ones position in social circles .
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
hanging nuts
some day...when we are all the same color , race , etc...the people with
a lower left nut...will persecute those with a lower right nut
Monday, August 13, 2012
pro wrestling
from what i understand about professional wrestling...your cock is the intercontinental champion .
spinosauras
spinosauras was bigger and more powerful than t. rex...thing is...his public relationship team was fucking awful .
Sunday, August 12, 2012
shit eater
it doesn't matter how wonderful you are...if your name is "shit eater"...you are fucked .
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Friday, August 10, 2012
Thursday, August 9, 2012
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
sex in bible college
when i went to bible college...people got kicked out for having sex...they must have not been good at it .
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Monday, August 6, 2012
Sunday, August 5, 2012
the best in people
nothing brings out the best in people...like having their intestines pulled out .
Saturday, August 4, 2012
cannibals and wine
are you aware that cannibals that prefer red wine...despise cannibals that prefer white ???
Thursday, August 2, 2012
Flying Rats
"flying rats" back in studio to record rock opera on...rocks...while smoking rock...guest singer..."the rock"...however...they have completely denied there is a theme of any sort to the record .
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
flying rats
"flying rats" say that the three people trampled to death in recent concert...are , coincidentally...the only three girls the drummer ever had sex with in his life .
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