Friday, October 31, 2014
THE NEWLY REVISED EDITION OF THE BIBLE
"NOT ONLY IS YOUR FLOOR MADE OUT OF SAND...BUT YOUR CEILING IS MADE OUT OF SHIT "...JESUS SAID TO THE PENCIL-DICKS .
Thursday, October 30, 2014
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
Sunday, October 26, 2014
THE OLD DAYS...
ACROSS FROM THIS COFFEE SHOP...( WHERE I AM WRITING )...THERE IS A HAIR
SOLON...IN MY TEENS...I PLAYED PINBALL THERE...HOW I WAITED FOR THE
ELDERLY LADIES TO HAVE THEIR TIT HAIR TRIMMED .
Saturday, October 25, 2014
Friday, October 24, 2014
haircut...
what do you mean...what am i going to do about it...the same thing i do to everyone who has a haircut i don't like...NOT A FUCKING THING .
Thursday, October 23, 2014
Tuesday, October 21, 2014
SCREWING...
MOST GUYS I KNOW WOULD FORGET THEIR HEAD IF IT WEREN'T SCREWED ON...AND THEY WOULD FORGET THEIR WIVES IF THEY COULDN'T SCREW THEM ON TOO .
Friday, October 17, 2014
IN THE FOOD COURT...
BRISBANE , AUSTRALIA...THIS FELLOW WAS EATING AT A FOOD COURT...HE SEEMED TO BE IGNORING HIS DESSERT...I ASKED HIM FOR IT...HE GAVE IT TO ME...IT WAS DELICIOUS .
Thursday, October 16, 2014
CALLING ALL SCIENTISTS...
A TURD IS LIKE A SOLAR SYSTEM...AND A SHIT IS LIKE A GALAXY...RIGHT ??? ( IF YOU ARE A SCIENTIST...PLEASE WRITE ME AND LET ME KNOW ) .
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Monday, October 13, 2014
Sunday, October 12, 2014
Friday, October 10, 2014
Thursday, October 9, 2014
ITALIAN MASTIFF
HOLY SHIT...HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD OF AN ITALIAN MASTIFF ??? IT'S LIKE A PIT BULL ON STEROIDS .
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
GRACE ,TOO...JANUARY 9 - 11 1996
MERCY IS WHAT WE TALK ABOUT...AS WE WATCH THE SHITHAWK SOAR THROUGH THE MIDNIGHT SKY.
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
ORGASM PER DAY
THIS FELLOW THOUGHT IT WAS WRONG TO HAVE AN ORGASM EVERY DAY...SO HE INVENTED A MACHINE TO SKIP HALF THE DAYS OF HIS LIFE...IT WORKED...BUT HE DIED AT AGE 34 .
Monday, October 6, 2014
THE HARD WAY...
THERE IS A LITTLE GIRL IN FRONT OF ME...SHE HAS A SHITTY HAIRCUT...I WILL SAY NOTHING...I LEARNED THAT ONE THE HARD WAY .
Sunday, October 5, 2014
Friday, October 3, 2014
Thursday, October 2, 2014
SCIENCE AND POCKET PUSSY
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT MY STATE OF THE ART , SPACE RUBBER POCKET PUSSY...I THANK GOD FOR SCIENCE .
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
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