Thursday, July 31, 2014
Wednesday, July 30, 2014
Tuesday, July 29, 2014
TAKING...
DON'T FORGET TO TAKE MORE THAN YOU NEED...IF YOUR INDULGENCE IS NOT LIKE A CANCER...THEN IT DOESN'T COUNT .
Monday, July 28, 2014
Saturday, July 26, 2014
ABOUT LAST NIGHT
HOW IN THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW WHAT I ATE LAST NIGHT ??? WHO DO I LOOK LIKE , EINSTEIN ???
Thursday, July 24, 2014
LIQUOR STORES...
LIQUOR STORES USED TO LOOK LIKE JAILS...NOW THEY LOOK LIKE INSIDE A
U.F.O...CHURCHES USED TO LOOK LIKE HAUNTED HOUSES...NOW THEY LOOK
LIKE...WELL...HAUNTED HOUSES...BESIDES THE MODERN ONES...WHICH , IN
FACT...ARE HAUNTED HOUSES .
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
...RIDING HOOD
LITTLE RED RIDING=HOOD...SAYS THE " LITTLE " THING IS A REFERENCE TO HER
TITS...GOING TO COURT...AND SUE THE FUCK OUT OF SOMEONE.
Tuesday, July 22, 2014
Sunday, July 20, 2014
DUCK
IF YOU WERE TO DISCOVER THAT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD , BESIDES YOU...WAS A DUCK...WOULD YOU BE SURPRISED ???
Saturday, July 19, 2014
Friday, July 18, 2014
A PERSON'S VALUE...
NEVER MEASURE A PERSON'S VALUE BY WHAT THEY CAN DO FOR YOU...UNLESS THEY ACTUALLY CAN DO SOMETHING FOR YOU .
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
AUTOBIOGRAPHY
I TRIED TO READ THIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY ABOUT THIS GUY...BUT THE FUCKER WOULDN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT HIMSELF .
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
Monday, July 14, 2014
WHORE OF BABYLON...
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS SEVEN YOURS OLD...AND MY FATHER SAT ME DOWN AND TOLD ME THAT THE WHORE OF BABYLON...WAS JUST A SLUT .
HOW TO TREAT PEOPLE...
MOST PEOPLE TREAT OTHERS WELL...WHEN THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO KNOW HOW TO MANIPULATE THEM .
Sunday, July 13, 2014
LUCKY 18
18 TIMES I PROPOSED IN A SHOPPING MALL...AND 18 TIMES THEY SAID...NO...KICKED ME...AND WALKED AWAY...GUESS 18 IS MY LUCKY NUMBER .
POODLES...
HOW DID POODLES SURVIVE THE ICE AGE ??? EASY...THEY SOLD POODLE SHIT TO THE CAVEMEN FOR BLANKETS .
Saturday, July 12, 2014
HUMAN SACRIFICE...
DON'T SKIMP ON YOUR HUMAN SACRIFICE...YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CROPS LAST YEAR .
Friday, July 11, 2014
Thursday, July 10, 2014
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Monday, July 7, 2014
Sunday, July 6, 2014
Saturday, July 5, 2014
ASS HOLES
I WONDER HOW JESUS FELT WHEN HE DISCOVERED MOST OF THE PEOPLE HE RAISED FROM THE DEAD...WERE ASS HOLES .
Friday, July 4, 2014
ARE YOU TIRED OF ONLINE DATING ???
ARE YOU TIRED OF ONLINE DATING ??? I AM...ESPECIALLY CLEANING UP THE MESS .
Thursday, July 3, 2014
GAY RALPH
IT WAS NOT THAT RALPH WAS GAY...IT WAS JUST THAT EVERY HUMAN IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE SISSY GIRL COMPARED TO HOW MACHO HE WAS...SO HE SCREWED THEM ALL .
Wednesday, July 2, 2014
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