Sunday, August 30, 2015
Saturday, August 29, 2015
THE SCORPION...
THERE WAS A SCORPION IN MY SHOE...BUT WHAT MADE IT WORSE WAS I PUT THE SHOE OVER MY PENIS .
Friday, August 28, 2015
GAY PRIDE DAY...
GAY PRIDE DAY ??? GREAT...NOW , HOW ABOUT MASTURBATION DAY ??? OR BI-SEXUAL DAY ???
Thursday, August 27, 2015
Wednesday, August 26, 2015
N.H..L. FRANCHISE...
THERE IS MORE LABRADOR TEA IN NOVA SCOTIA THAN LABRADOR...AND IF WE EVER GET A N.H.L. FRANCHISE...WE SHOULD CALL IT "THE LABRADOR TEAS " .
Tuesday, August 25, 2015
LEO TOLSTOY...
" LEO TOLSTOY AND HIS NEUROTIC GANG OF IMPOTENT SPAZ-BASTARDS"...AN UNPUBLISHED MASTERPIECE .
Monday, August 24, 2015
THE CRAB...
ONCE THERE WAS A CRAB WHO HAD THE MOST POWERFUL CLAWS IN THE UNIVERSE...BUT ALL HE WOULD DO IS SIT THERE AND SCRATCH HIS ASS WITH THEM .
THERE IS CRAB IN ALL OF US .
THERE IS CRAB IN ALL OF US .
Sunday, August 23, 2015
WHAT WOULD JESUS DO ???
" WHAT WOULD JESUS DO ??? " I WILL TELL YOU WHAT HE WOULDN'T DO...SLEEP WITH MY WIFE...UNLIKE YOU , YOU ASS HOLE !!!
Friday, August 21, 2015
Thursday, August 20, 2015
POST TRAUMATIC STRESS
BY THE YEAR 2110...EVERYONE IN JURASSIC PARK...WILL HAVE POST TRAUMATIC STRESS .
Wednesday, August 19, 2015
Tuesday, August 18, 2015
Monday, August 17, 2015
Sunday, August 16, 2015
Saturday, August 15, 2015
Friday, August 14, 2015
Thursday, August 13, 2015
Wednesday, August 12, 2015
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER...
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE BELIEVE IN THE LOCH NESS MONSTER...WHAT MATTERS IS THAT HE BELIEVES IN HIMSELF .
Monday, August 10, 2015
TALL SHIPS...SUMMER 1984
THE TALL SHIPS CAME INTO TOWN...AND THE HAMBURGER JOINTS DOUBLED THEIR PRICES...SOMETIMES A SAIL...IS THERE TO BE SHOVED UP SOMEONES ASS .
Sunday, August 9, 2015
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER...
MAYBE IF THEY DIDN'T CALL HIM THE LOCH NESS MONSTER...PEOPLE WOULD WARM UP TO HIM A LITTLE MORE .
...HOW ABOUT...THE LOCH NESS SEXY HORN DOG ???
...HOW ABOUT...THE LOCH NESS SEXY HORN DOG ???
Saturday, August 8, 2015
Friday, August 7, 2015
Thursday, August 6, 2015
Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Tuesday, August 4, 2015
THE FOUR HORSEMEN...
AND WHO SHOULD BE ON THE END OF THE LINE ??? THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE BOOK OF REVELATION...AND THEY WERE STONED .
Monday, August 3, 2015
TRUE STORY...SHOPPING MALL SANTA...USE YOUR IMAGINATION .
MY GIRLFRIEND HAD SEX WITH SANTA...WHICH MEANS HE OWED ME AN EXTRA GIFT .
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