Saturday, November 29, 2014
PISSING IN THE GARDEN
...SO YOUR NEIGHBOR THINKS YOU ARE A BAD PERSON...JUST BECAUSE YOU PISSED IN THE GARDEN .
Friday, November 28, 2014
Thursday, November 27, 2014
A CAT-AS-TROPHY
MY COUGAR ESCAPED AND WENT INTO THE LOCAL SHOPPING MALL AND ATE 14 PEOPLE...THE NEWSPAPER SAID..."IT WAS A CAT-AS-TROPHY " .
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
COLUMBUS
THE FIRST THING THAT COLUMBUS DID WHEN HE REACHED NORTH AMERICA...WAS TO DECLARE HOMOSEXUALITY...HETEROSEXUAL...THEN HE SCREWED EVERYONE...INCLUDING BIGFOOT .
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
COLUMBUS THE FAKER
THE FIRST THING COLUMBUS DID WHEN HE CAME TO AMERICA...FAKE A SASQUATCH SIGHTING .
Monday, November 24, 2014
Sunday, November 23, 2014
MOVING TO AUSTRALIA
...GO TO THE LOCAL MALL AND DISTRIBUTE SWEATERS TO THOSE WHO SHOWED THE MOST APPRECIATION FOR ANY PARTICULAR ONE...BASICALLY...GIRLS WHO WORKED IN COFFEE SHOPS .
Saturday, November 22, 2014
Friday, November 21, 2014
APRIL 1978
MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND SAID I COULD GOOSE HER...SO I WENT OUT AND BOUGHT A GOOSE...NEXT TIME I DUCKED HER .
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
GRANDMA'S VAGINA
THE QUESTION IS NOT..."WHAT DOES YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S VAGINA LOOK LIKE ???"...THE QUESTION IS..."HOW DO YOU KNOW ??? "
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
Monday, November 17, 2014
Sunday, November 16, 2014
Saturday, November 15, 2014
Thursday, November 13, 2014
MACA...KING OF FERTILITY
MACA IS GREAT FOR SEXUAL
ENHANCEMENT...NICKNAMES...MACA-BATION...AND...MACA WACKA !!!OH ,
YES...AND MACA-CATION MACING-OFF... : )
Tuesday, November 11, 2014
YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A SARGENT...AT LEAST...
THIS FELLOW ASKED ME IF I HAD EVER SHAVED MY PRIVATES...I RESPONDED..." FUCK ,NO...I WAS NEVER EVEN IN THE ARMED FORCES" .
DESERT ISLAND
IF I WERE STRANDED ON A DESERT ISLAND AND COULD ONLY HAVE ONE BOOK TO READ...IT WOULD BE..."HOW TO GET OFF A FUCKING DESERT ISLAND " .
Monday, November 10, 2014
BANANA THEOLOGY
THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF MONKEYS IN THIS WORLD...THE KIND WHO GOOSE THEMSELVES WITH THEIR BANANAS AND THE KIND WHO DO BUT LIE ABOUT IT .
Saturday, November 8, 2014
ORAL SEX...AND BATS
THE BATS DISCOVERED ORAL SEX...NOW THERE ARE NO BATS...THEY SUCKED EACH OTHER TO EXTINCTION .
Thursday, November 6, 2014
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Monday, November 3, 2014
THE HOCKEY PLAYER
THEY INTERVIEWED THE STAR HOCKEY PLAYER AT THE END OF THE GAME...ALL HE COULD SAY WAS..." I AM GOD " .
Sunday, November 2, 2014
CHURCH BROWNIES
I LEFT THE CHURCH OVER THE BROWNIES...I REPLACED THEM WITH SHIT AND TOOK THEM HOME .
"WHY" , YOU ASK ???
"THEY WERE GOOD"...THAT'S WHY !!!
"WHY" , YOU ASK ???
"THEY WERE GOOD"...THAT'S WHY !!!
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