year 2027...

it is the year 2027...west highland terriers rule the world...masturbation costs three cans of dog food...we need a hero !!!

when the world blows up...

remember , when the world blows up...everything works out for the best .

entering yorki terrier...

sasquatch caught entering yorki terrier into a west highland terrier dog show...authorities are irate .

pierced nippled sasquatch...

pierced nippled sasquatch dies in captivity .

three yeti...

three yeti shot dead...local yeti sodomizer in big depression .

nipple pierced sasquatch...

wouldn't it be weird if the first sasquatch ever brought into captivity...had his nipples pierced ???

the best sasquatch hunt...

the best sasquatch hunt is the one where your fellow sasquatch hunter gives you oral sex .

elvis and sasquatch...

apparently , elvis never even saw a sasquatch...and they call him "the king" .

sasquatch goosed

if you have been fingered by a sasquatch , please call 1-800-soar-hole , and get some free medical assistance .   

missing...

missing...small black dog...answers to the name of "buttercock" .

mr chicken...

let's go eat at "mr. chicken"...i hear they use real , authentic chicken substitute there .

ass hole

it is not being called an ass hole that bothers me...it's when they have proof that it is true .

rattlesnake tails...

rev. stu strang says iggy mcdonald's new book..."rattlesnake bites as a cure for being stupid "...is "better than the encyclopedia of fluffy mammals from distant trilobite breeding facilities" ...bubby twist says..." nice!!!" .

mr. chicken...

lets go eat at "mr. chicken"...i hear they use real chicken substitute there .

favorite docementary...

my favorite documentary is "planet of the apes" .

waving a gun...

isn't it ironic how waving a gun in someones teeth...can actually make them friendly ???

all is not lost...

all is not lost but be careful what you find .

werewolves...

if we are going to defeat the werewolves...we got to stick together .

if you love someone...

if you love someone...fuck them around...if they come back...they have deep issues...if they don't...good on them .

are we here ???

some believe that we are not here...others believe...we might as well not be here .

if you love someone...

if you love someone...fuck them around...if they come back...they have deep issues...if they don't...good on them .

the human race...

maybe planet earth is just some fucked up experiment...to see how long it takes strawberries not to taste  like strawberries .

the entire universe...

the entire universe consists of...either me or somebody else .

punch the bird...

if you didn't punch the bird...then why do you have all those feathers on your fist ???

evolution of egging houses

i rubbed a hard boiled egg over someone's  window once...darwin would have been proud .  

what would you rather have ???

what would you rather have...a functional family...or a family that has the greatest time ever treating each other like shit ???

truth and the sasquatch...

what does the truth have in common with the sasquatch ??? we pretend they both aren't there .

law in china...

did you know that china has a law against killing sasquatch ??? now if they could just work on the people thing .

mothra

the one thing we learned from mothra...is that moths can't fight .

darwin...

so let me get this straight...darwin created the human species...but god thinks this is bull shit ???

if a cat...

if a cat could learn to use his thumb...would he give you the finger ???

listen to the fart

people communicate very well...just not through their mouths .