Friday, July 31, 2015
BILLY BULLSHIT...
BILLY BULLSHIT PUT ON A GREAT SHOW...BUT WHY THE CRITICS REFERRED TO IT AS "A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT"...GOD ONLY KNOWS .
Thursday, July 30, 2015
Wednesday, July 29, 2015
NOAH' REAL STORY...
NOAH'S SON SAW NOAH NAKED AND TOOK A PICTURE AND PUT IT ON THE INTERNET...TWO OF EACH ANIMAL CAME TO GET AN AUTOGRAPH...HIS WIFE WAS TOO STONED TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE .
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
Monday, July 27, 2015
Sunday, July 26, 2015
HEAVENLY RICK...
MY FAVORITE MOVIE..."HEAVENLY RICK"...AND MY FAVORITE PART ??? WHEN RICK DIES AND GOES TO HEAVEN .
Saturday, July 25, 2015
Friday, July 24, 2015
OUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT...
WORLD'S GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT ??? GODZILLA DEFEATED INVADER FROM OUTER-SPACE...MONSTER ZERO .
Thursday, July 23, 2015
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
Monday, July 20, 2015
Sunday, July 19, 2015
THE TENNIS MATCH...
I ASKED THIS GUY IF HE WANTED A TENNIS MATCH...THEN I HELD HIS MOTHER HOSTAGE...TOLD HIM...IF HE LOST...THE OLD HAG WOULD GET IT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES...YOU KNOW...JUST TO MAKE IT MORE EXCITING .
Friday, July 17, 2015
AN ODE TO A FUNERAL...
THE MINISTER SAYS..."OH , DEATH...WHERE IS THY STING ??? "...AND SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE YELLS OUT..."LOOK IN THE FUCKING COFFIN !!! " .
Thursday, July 16, 2015
Wednesday, July 15, 2015
MONKEY'S AND TREES...
MONKEY'S CAME OUT OF THE TREES...BECAUSE IT IS A LOT EASIER TO GET EATEN THAT WAY...THAT IS TO SAY...THE MORE WE EVOLVED...THE MORE SELF DESTRUCTIVE WE BECAME .
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
A DINGO ATE OUR BABY...
ADAM LOOKED DIRECTLY INTO GOD'S EYES AND SAID..." A DINGO ATE OUR BABY"...GOD REPLIED..."YOU ARE SOOO FUCKING BANISHED"...ADAM SAID..."DID I DAY DINGO ??? I MEANT EVE " .
Monday, July 13, 2015
FRIED CHICKEN...
I THOUGHT I BOUGHT YOU FRIED CHICKEN...BUT MAYBE I ONLY BOUGHT YOU FRIED CHICKEN IN MY DREAMS .
Sunday, July 12, 2015
MODERN TIMES...
THIRTY THOUSAND FEET IN THE AIR...SOMEHOW SOME OLD LADY GOT STUCK ON THE WING...I PULLED HER BACK IN AND SHE SUED ME FOR EVERY FUCKING PENNY I HAD .
Saturday, July 11, 2015
Friday, July 10, 2015
ONTARIO...
YOU DID NOT TELL ME YOU WERE FROM ONTARIO...YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE CIRCUMCISED...THERE IS A DIFFERENCE .
Thursday, July 9, 2015
CHICKENING OUT...
I WAS PLAYING TENNIS WITH THIS FELLOW...AND EVENTUALLY...IT WAS TIME FOR LUNCH AND I TOLD HIM THAT I HAD TO GO...HE SAID..."ARE YOU CHICKENING OUT ??? "...SO I TOOK OFF MY GLOVE AND SWATTED HIM ACROSS THE FACE .
Wednesday, July 8, 2015
Tuesday, July 7, 2015
Sunday, July 5, 2015
Saturday, July 4, 2015
Friday, July 3, 2015
Thursday, July 2, 2015
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