Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Thursday, October 25, 2012
e.t.
one thing for sure about e.t...he knew how to end a relationship...tell someone you will be "with them always"...then fuck off into outer-space .
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
cars on the street
don't be sad when you see all the cars on the street...just remember...most of them are going to some place they sure as fuck don't want to be .
Saturday, October 20, 2012
BED BUGS ARE US...
sad??? need a friend ??? someone to share those long nights with ??? try us...BED BUGS ARE US...you will never sleep by yourself again...introduction offer...get you first pack of 20 bed bugs for fifty dollars...and get your second for half price...BED BUGS ARE US...'cause life is too short to be by yourself .
Friday, October 19, 2012
true story...halifax .n.s.
this child was having the crap kicked out of him every day in school...so guess what the fearless leader-school principal- and his gang of idiots decided to do ??? let the poor kid out five minutes early so he could outrun them home...enough said .
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
how our planet got its name
so god said to his only son , jesus (in case you are wondering) , let's
call it planet BRAINWASHED... jesus scratched his head for a
minute...and replied..."too fucking obvious , father...let us call
it...EARTH"...the lord shook his shoulders and muttered ..."i will call
it anything you want , my boy...but just remember this...you owe me one
".
Monday, October 15, 2012
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
plague
the good lord encourages us to have children...because the more children...the better the plague .
Saturday, October 6, 2012
mother masturbates
as long as only 99.9999 % of the mothers in this world masturbate...it is quite easy to convince yourself...that your mother does not .
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
from a distance
from a distance i can see the universe...from a distance your bicycle looks like a greyhound...from a distance your ass hole is so far away...that it eventually wines up back between your legs .
Monday, October 1, 2012
name : peter penis
name : peter the penis...likes...friction...dislikes : being used to stir coffee...favorite hockey team...boston bruins .
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