Friday, February 28, 2014
cutting off your feet...
if you didn't want someone to take your socks...then why did you cut off your feet ???
Thursday, February 27, 2014
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
girl stimulates in between...
i knew this girl that wasn't very stimulating drunk or sober...but she sure was stimulating in between .
Tuesday, February 25, 2014
werewolves in church...
it was a great church service...but what were the werewolves doing smoking dope behind the organ ???
Monday, February 24, 2014
Sunday, February 23, 2014
Saturday, February 22, 2014
shit-eater
i was tired of seeing teenagers rebel for no particular reason...so i named my boy...SHIT-EATER .
Friday, February 21, 2014
adultery...
my wife told me she was going to commit adultery...i told her..."good...you need the practice " .
Thursday, February 20, 2014
olympic dog paddling...
olympic dog paddling...probably should not have been referred to as doggie style .
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Monday, February 17, 2014
the devil
next time you feel compelled to say to someone..."you look like the devil"...remember...the devil has feelings too .
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Saturday, February 15, 2014
your place in heaven...
Your place in Heaven will be determined by how many free coffees you earn at your local coffee shop .
oral sex...
One amoeba says to the other...i'll tell you why we can't have oral sex...i don't have a fucking mouth , that's why .
Thursday, February 13, 2014
the ass hole of ignorance...
the ass hole of ignorance and rage will surely be licked by the tongue of fearfulness and despair .
Wednesday, February 12, 2014
don't lick the ass of the bear of self righteousness...
Do not lick the ass of the bear of self righteousness...nor goose the swan of arrogance .
Tuesday, February 11, 2014
sucking the cock of the sea bass of self righteousness ...
so they all gathered around the campfire...and bill said..." that was fires burning...and now for my next number...sucking the cock of the sea bass of self righteousness " .
Monday, February 10, 2014
ameoba
One amoeba says to the other...i'll tell you why we can't have oral sex...i don't have a fucking mouth , that's why .
Sunday, February 9, 2014
Saturday, February 8, 2014
amoeba and oral sex...
One amoeba says to the other...i'll tell you why we can't have oral sex...i don't have a fucking mouth , that's why .
Thursday, February 6, 2014
one boa constrictor...
one boa constrictor says to the other.."you swallowed the priest ??? doesn't that religious shit fuck up your digestive system ??? ""
the loch ness monster
it doesn't matter if we believe in the loch ness monster...what really matters is that he believes in himself
Tuesday, February 4, 2014
meat lovers pizza
they didn't have a meat lovers pizza...so i bought one with salami...pepperoni...ham...hamburger and bacon instead .
Monday, February 3, 2014
Sunday, February 2, 2014
soul for a bowl of soup
not only did what's-his-face sell his soul for a bowl of soup...but someone pisses in the soup as well .
Saturday, February 1, 2014
never betray...
Never betray someone who loves you . You know , unless you get at least 10 dollars .
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