Sunday, March 30, 2014
becoming a man...
you are not a man...until you can make your vagina whistle "the star spangled banner" .
Saturday, March 29, 2014
mating sasquatch...
if you ever get to watch sasquatch mate...that makes you a unique and special person...but god only knows why .
Friday, March 28, 2014
THE POPE...
UNTIL THE POPE STANDS IN FRONT OF THE VATICAN CITY AND DECLARES THAT "POCKET PUSSY" IS THE GREATEST THING THIS "VATICAN 2" ALLOWED PEOPLE TO READ THE BIBLE IN ENGLISH...COUNT ME THE FUCK OUT .
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
murder 101...
I ASKED MY FATHER IF HE WAS GOING TO MURDER ME...HE SAID THAT IF I EVER SAID SOMETHING SO STUPID AGAIN...HE WOULD CHOP OFF MY HEAD .
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
Sunday, March 23, 2014
Saturday, March 22, 2014
Thursday, March 20, 2014
rest in peace
walking through the graveyard...i couldn't help but notice how many people were named "rest in peace" .
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
Monday, March 17, 2014
when i see god...
when i see god...the first thing i will say is..." i fixed the lottery...but i did not steal the duck " .
resolve shit in middle east...
there is only one thing that can resolve all the violence in the middle east...mandatory compulsive masturbation .
Sunday, March 16, 2014
Friday, March 14, 2014
Thursday, March 13, 2014
churches
i heard that over 100 churches close in canada every year...and you said there is no god ???
Tuesday, March 11, 2014
Monday, March 10, 2014
sex before marriage
the minister said that he doesn't believe in
sex before marriage...strange...i thought it
happened all the time .
sex before marriage...strange...i thought it
happened all the time .
Sunday, March 9, 2014
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Friday, March 7, 2014
civilized...
the mark of a truly civilized society...everyone lies to each other using very long words .
Thursday, March 6, 2014
screwing tigers...
a boyfriend got very jealous when i referred to his girlfriend as "little tiger"...i guess he knew of my history of fucking tigers .
Tuesday, March 4, 2014
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Saturday, March 1, 2014
elevator blues
do you know what kind of people hold the elevator open for themselves as long as so desire ??? the kind who think nobody is looking .
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