my christmas album

i just released my christmas album...it is entitled..."it's pretty fucking cold out there".

unlimited power

if you want to find out what someone is really like...give them unlimited power...and then piss them off .

what do born again christians...

what do born again christians and evolutionists have in common ??? a disdain for oral sex .

skyscrapper

and why did i name my dog skyscrapper ??? just to see the look on my neighbors faces when i yelled..."here , skyscrapper !!!"  

justin beiber

maybe justin beiber was put on this planet...to make the "bay city rollers" look really fucking great !!! 

the apology

a friend of mine recently apologized...he said that he was sorry i was an ass hole .

the show...

the show must go HARD on !!!

merry christmas

this christmas will be the most beautiful christmas ever...i am going to break into a shopping mall...and steal every fucking thing i can !!! ho , ho , fucking ho!!! 

bigfoot interview

i saw this american guy interviewed about a bigfoot sighting...you have been to amreica , right ??? do you know this guy ???

what you are doing

it is not knowing what you are doing...it is knowing you don't know what you are doing .

porn

I attempted to rent porn once . The chick in the movie weighed about 500 pounds and her tits were in the wrong place . That fixed me . Never saw a porn again .

bed bug city

in the final analysis...calling his second hand clothing store..."bed bug city"...probably was not a good idea . 

stay thin...

stay thin...work your ass off .

born again christian

Just watched..."the grinch that stole christian"...at one point...the dogs crotch is directly in the grinch's  mouth...the tea party will be informed !!!

the smartest person in the world...

being the smartest person in the world...is like being the fastest slug in the garbage can .