knowing you are stupid

knowing you are stupid...makes you smart .

ants

if ants are as strong as they say they are...then they must really hurt their penis when they are jerking-off .

a sucker born every minute

there is a sucker born every minute...and my penis is forever grateful .

condoms

i was in the "dollar store"...and they were selling condoms...i mean , do you know what they call people who buy condoms from the "dollar store"??? parents !!!

the god fearing lady

wanting to be a god fearing christian...she wore her hat to church...no pants or underwear...but a really nice fucking hat .

k.f.h.

they are coming out with a new recipe for fried chicken...made with 11 different natural aphrodisiacs...they call it..."kentucky fried hard-on" .  

people being stupid

it is not that people are stupid...it's just that they use their brains for really fucked up things .

the inauguration

...of course i didn't watch it...i saw it four years and and feel quite sure that they just played the same tape .

reincarnation

of all the millions of people who claim to be reincarnated...i bet you that there isn't one of them who claims to have been a retarded pedophile in a previous life .   

this father says to his son...

this father says to his 11 year old boy..."son , are you old enough yet to to get a girl pregnant???"...the kid replies..."depends which hole i stick me cock in , daddy".

fruit bats

the difference between a fruit bat and an ordinary bat...is that a fruit bat always has a big fat penis in his mouth .

life sucks...

life sucks...so put your penis right in it !!!

the baptists

I don't  necessarily know who got religion right...the the baptists sure as fuck got it wrong .

if you...

if you can ignore everything...then the rest is absolutely fastening .

expert

so this guy tells me that he considers me an expert in my field...i reply..."what field is that???"...he says that he doesn't know .

a new movie

a great idea for a movie would be to have someone living in an airport just to meet celebrities so he could insult them and tell them what a better person he is .