Thursday, August 28, 2014
Wednesday, August 27, 2014
THE SHELL AND THE BUG
FUCK , I HATE CARRYING MY SHELL , said one bug to the other bugs...so they helped him take it off...then they ate him .
Monday, August 25, 2014
THE TIGER
ONE MOTHER GAVE HER SON A POUND OF HAMBURGER FOR HIS BIRTHDAY...THE OTHER GAVE HER SON...A BEAUTIFUL TIGER...WHO ATE HIM .
Sunday, August 24, 2014
THE TEDDY BEAR
ONCE THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY...WHO HELD ON TO HIS TEDDY BEAR SO TIGHTLY...SHIT CAME OUT OF ITS EARS .
Saturday, August 23, 2014
PARALLEL UNIVERSE...
IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE...THE CATHOLIC CHURCH...FLOGGED PEOPLE FOR NOT MASTURBATING ENOUGH .
Friday, August 22, 2014
SUING GOD
I DREAMED THAT WE DISCOVERED THAT THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WAS SITTING UPON A LADIES NIPPLE...SO THE RELIGIOUS SUED GOD OVER SOME TYPE OF PORNO THING .
Thursday, August 21, 2014
ELECTRIC EEL
I DREAMED THERE WAS AN ELECTRIC EEL IN MY CRAPPER....HE TOLD ME THAT HE WOULDN'T STING ME...IF I LIT HIS JOINT FOR HIM .
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Monday, August 18, 2014
Sunday, August 17, 2014
SHIT FIGHT
WHY DID JESUS NEVER GET IN A SHIT FIGHT ??? HE DIDN'T WANT TO GET SHIT ALL OVER HIM...( WHY IS THIS SO COMPLICATED ) .
Saturday, August 16, 2014
Friday, August 15, 2014
THE IDIOT
THE IDIOT DIDN'T WANT TO BE AN IDIOT ANY MORE...SO HE SURROUNDED HIMSELF WITH BIGGER IDIOTS .
Thursday, August 14, 2014
FAVORITE MOVIE
FAVORITE MOVIE : night of the day of the dawn of the vampires in the middle of the afternoon .
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
Sunday, August 10, 2014
THE GOOD SAMARITAN
ONCE IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT the good samaritan...WAS GAY...MOST JUST SIMPLY REFERRED TO HIM AS THE SAMARITAN .
Friday, August 8, 2014
THE LOVIN MAN...
ONCE A MAN WANTED TO BE THE MOST LOVING PERSON IN THE WORLD...SO HE KILLED EVERYONE .
Thursday, August 7, 2014
Tuesday, August 5, 2014
Monday, August 4, 2014
Saturday, August 2, 2014
ORAL SEX
THE MINISTER TOLD THE CONGREGATION NOT TO HAVE ORAL SEX...THEN HE DEMONSTRATED WHAT IT WAS THEY SHOULD NOT DO .
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