Wednesday, February 27, 2013
what i forgot...
i know what i forgot to tell you...your brother was put in jail yesterday for armed robbery .
yes
"yes"...the new "no"...amen
"fat"...the new "skinny"...crucify him
"run away"...the new "standing still"
"fat"...the new "skinny"...crucify him
"run away"...the new "standing still"
Monday, February 25, 2013
Thursday, February 21, 2013
kermit the frog
kermit the frog just may be the only male celebrity that never let his penis get him in trouble...of course , he doesn't have a penis but that's beside the point .
catholic morality
...at one century or another...the catholic church supplied their priests with prostitutes so they would not masturbate... now , if that doesn't make you want to jerk-off then nothing will .
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Monday, February 18, 2013
marriage
there are three reasons to get married :
1-so someone can watch you die
2-so you have someone to yell at
3-and so you have someone to yell at while you are dying
1-so someone can watch you die
2-so you have someone to yell at
3-and so you have someone to yell at while you are dying
Saturday, February 16, 2013
Friday, February 15, 2013
never blame a religion...
never blame a religion for being corrupt...just be thankful they can do something very well .
Wednesday, February 13, 2013
the shit will it the fan
they say "the shit will hit the fan"...and that is why i never go to a hockey game .
Monday, February 11, 2013
Friday, February 8, 2013
cock sucker
it was bad enough that his last name was "sucker"...but he had to name his first born..."cock" .
Thursday, February 7, 2013
hockey players
maybe you are not allowed to be a professional hockey player...unless you have one of the worst fucking nick-names in the history of the universe .
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
the queens corgie's
if the queens corgie's ate her...would the english people still think them adorable???
Monday, February 4, 2013
this father says...
this father says to his 11 year old boy..."son , are you old enough yet
to to get a girl pregnant???"...the kid replies..."depends which hole i
stick me dick in , daddy".
Friday, February 1, 2013
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