Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Tuesday, December 30, 2014
Monday, December 29, 2014
LION TRAINING SCHOOL
ONE LION SAYS TO THE OTHER LION IN LION TRAINING SCHOOL..."ABOVE
ALL...NEVER GET CAUGHT STIRRING YOUR RUM AND COKE WITH YOUR PENIS ".
Sunday, December 28, 2014
ODE TO THE BANANA UNIVERSE
I SLIPPED ON A BANANA PEEL...AND FELL INTO AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE...WHERE EVERYTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL...BUT SMELLED LIKE JUST A HINT OF BANANA .
Friday, December 26, 2014
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Tuesday, December 23, 2014
Monday, December 22, 2014
Sunday, December 21, 2014
BULLSHIT ROOMMATE
I WALK INTO MY ROOM...MY ROOMMATE SAYS..." IF YOUR STUFF IS OUT OF PLACE...IT IS BECAUSE THE HOUSE TIPPED WHILE YOU WERE AWAY" .
Saturday, December 20, 2014
Friday, December 19, 2014
EVOLUTION
IF EVOLUTION ALLOWS FOR US TO SUCK OUR OWN PRIVATE BITS...YOU KNOW THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG.
Thursday, December 18, 2014
EXORCISM
I CHARGE 12 DOLLARS FOR AN EXORCISM...10 DOLLARS TO GET THE DEMON OUT...AND TWO TO CLEAN THE PEA SOUP OUT OF THE CARPET .
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
WORDS
EVERY WORD BEING UTTERED OUT OF OUR MOUTH...INCREASES THE ODDS OF THE NEXT ONE BEING UTTERLY RIDICULOUS .
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
THE GRAND CONFUSION
WHAT CONFUSES GIRLS IS WHEN THE BEST LOOKING AND COOLEST BOY IN THE CLASS...GETS CAUGHT EATING A TURD .
Monday, December 15, 2014
DINOSAURS
DINOSAURS ARE VERY INTERESTING...AND THE LESS SEX YOU ARE GETTING...THE MORE INTERESTING THEY ARE .
Sunday, December 14, 2014
Saturday, December 13, 2014
Thursday, December 11, 2014
PENIS FLYING INTO THE SUN .
MY PENIS TOLD ME THAT HE WANTED TO FLY INTO THE SUN...I SAID..."JUST WAIT UNTIL I PACK MY BAG" .
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Tuesday, December 9, 2014
Monday, December 8, 2014
Sunday, December 7, 2014
Friday, December 5, 2014
PENIS IN MOUTH
I WAS TRYING TO TELL EVERYONE I WAS NOT GAY...BUT I COULDN'T TALK...BECAUSE THERE WAS A PENIS IN MY MOUTH .
HURTING THINGS
IT IS A HORRIBLE THING TO HURT AN ANIMAL...UNLESS YOU ARE SURE IT CAN'T HURT YOU BACK .
Thursday, December 4, 2014
Wednesday, December 3, 2014
FUCKALEE-DUCK-DUCK
THE SKY IS NOT FALLING...THE WORLD IS GOING FUCKALEE-DUCK-DUCK...IT'S OBVIOUS , ACTUALLY .
Tuesday, December 2, 2014
Monday, December 1, 2014
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