Thursday, October 31, 2013
spiderman's new enemy
my pick for "spiderman's " new enemy...is..."ducksuck"...and you better hope your name is not "richard" .
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
"blinky" fucked !!!
"blink blink the magic fish"...found dead...linked to bizarre religious bullshit .
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
the last days...
in the last days...godzilla will lick rodan's nuts...and there will be peace for 1000 years...or something like that .
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Saturday, October 26, 2013
sasquatch armpit...
they say nothing smells as bad as a sasquatche's armpit .But who is the fucking idiot that goes around smelling them ???
Friday, October 25, 2013
Thursday, October 24, 2013
sex with your wife
yes , i did think of having sex with your wife...but take comfort...it was a nightmare , not a dream .
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Monday, October 21, 2013
Sunday, October 20, 2013
Saturday, October 19, 2013
Friday, October 18, 2013
Thursday, October 17, 2013
long cock octopus...
the truth of the matter is that an octopus has seven legs...and a really long cock .
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Monday, October 14, 2013
Sunday, October 13, 2013
whore hoops
started a basketball league for prostitutes...call it..."whore hoops" ...sign up today!!!
olympics
if i were the prime minister of canada
for the next olympics
i would send a special olympic team
that was really overweight
chain smokers
and maybe a couple of them
had only one leg
that way
if we won
people would be really impressed
for the next olympics
i would send a special olympic team
that was really overweight
chain smokers
and maybe a couple of them
had only one leg
that way
if we won
people would be really impressed
Friday, October 11, 2013
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
2027
it is the year 2027...west highland terriers rule the world...masturbation costs three cans of dog food...we need a hero !!!
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Monday, October 7, 2013
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Saturday, October 5, 2013
Friday, October 4, 2013
the rolling stones
i never said you fucked 'the rolling stones'...i said...fuck 'the rolling stones' are great...there is quite a difference .
Thursday, October 3, 2013
cults
before you get too proud of your cult...remember...the bigger the idiot...the more people he will get to follow him .
Wednesday, October 2, 2013
Tuesday, October 1, 2013
grandma's pie
i used to eat at "grandma's pie"...until i found out grandma was the main ingredient .
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