Monday, September 30, 2013
sexual hang-up
everyone has some sort of sexual hang-up...but you just don't know how fucked up it really is...until you go to church .
Sunday, September 29, 2013
Saturday, September 28, 2013
the hat
you are aware that leaving your hat on a table...is exactly the same as a bear pissing on a tree ???
Friday, September 27, 2013
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
pageview...
i named my dog..."pageview"...she had puppies and that brought my total to 231 pageviews in one day .
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
the great white...part 1
one person to be killed by a fluffy pillow...and they will be considered as dangerous as the great white .
Monday, September 23, 2013
shark up ass
lots of shark hunters out there...thing is...the one who get a "great white" to swim right up his ass...gets the most money .
Sunday, September 22, 2013
Saturday, September 21, 2013
trigger condems
"trigger's condemns"...invisible...no plastic...completely imaginary...sperm goes flying everywhere...but you can pretend that it don't...that's "triggers" .
Friday, September 20, 2013
just remember...
just remember that when you buy your wife a chocolate chip cookie...it does not have the power to turn her into a civilized human being .
Thursday, September 19, 2013
N .D .P. tax strategy
N . D. P . tax strategy...tax every can of beer ten billion dollars...and pray to god that someone is stupid enough to buy a six pack .
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
domestication
did you ever wonder how man can domesticate animals...but can't domesticate himself ???
Monday, September 16, 2013
the album...
i am sorry that your album only sold 5,000,000 copies...but maybe next time you shouldn't fart in the microphone .
Sunday, September 15, 2013
loch ness monster's head...
i saw a photo of the loch ness monster's head...which means he must be jewish .
Saturday, September 14, 2013
priest and minister...
the difference between a catholic priest and a protestant minister...is that the priest has the guts to wear the dress that the minister wants to wear .
Friday, September 13, 2013
Thursday, September 12, 2013
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
as the crocodiles...
as the crocodiles converged upon my body...it suddenly dawned upon me...i can't fuck my way out of this one .
Sunday, September 8, 2013
Saturday, September 7, 2013
Friday, September 6, 2013
Thursday, September 5, 2013
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
the loch ness monster...
receiving the loch ness monster into your heart...will not get you to heaven .
Monday, September 2, 2013
Sunday, September 1, 2013
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