Tuesday, May 29, 2012
anti-wrinkle cream
i bought my girlfriend this anti-wrinkle cream...anyway...it sorta worked...it ate her face off .
Friday, May 25, 2012
federer
if roger federer is such a good tennis player...then why didn't he win the bugtussell open ???
Monday, May 21, 2012
go duck yourself
there is only one thing in the universe i do not understand...that is...why the expression..."go duck yourself"...never caught on*
* preferably on a t-shirt...with a picture of a smiling duck directly above the letters .
* preferably on a t-shirt...with a picture of a smiling duck directly above the letters .
Friday, May 18, 2012
moses parting the red sea
after moses parted the red sea...he blew a bubble out of his ass...which was , in its own way...just as impressive .
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Monday, May 7, 2012
Thursday, May 3, 2012
baby let's get drunk and screw
a young man says to his woman..."let's get drunk and screw"...come my age...you say..."let's get drunk or screw".
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