Friday, August 30, 2013
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
lifs is...
life is what is being shoved up your ass...while you are busy planning your hostile takeover .
Monday, August 26, 2013
Sunday, August 25, 2013
Friday, August 23, 2013
Thursday, August 22, 2013
the worship leader
what do you mean , you won't let me see your tits ??? why do you think i made you the worship leader , anyway ???
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Monday, August 19, 2013
my cat...
i named my cat judge judy...just because it was really fucking self righteous and wouldn't shut up .
Sunday, August 18, 2013
Friday, August 16, 2013
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Monday, August 12, 2013
stupid-head
before you get upset that my chicken tastes like shit...consider how
long it took to get the bone inside the turd...stupid-head !!!
Sunday, August 11, 2013
Saturday, August 10, 2013
slug football
i invested all my money into slug football ..did you know that no quarterback has ever had a shoulder injury in the history of slug football ???
Friday, August 9, 2013
dead people...
if i were a country...i would enter dead people into the olympics...you know...for a laugh .
Thursday, August 8, 2013
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
getting to heaven...
and jesus said..."there are two ways to get to heaven...be born again...or win the town hog calling contest" .
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Monday, August 5, 2013
take away...
take away all the control and manipulation from sex...and all you have left is a dead poodle on the side of the road .
Sunday, August 4, 2013
fucking up...
we spend the first half of our lives fucking things up...and the second half practicing it .
my favorite sound...
my favorite sound is the sound of my answering machine , saying..."you got no fucking messages" .
Saturday, August 3, 2013
three lives...
We live three lives...the one that we learn from...the one that results from the one we learn from...and the one we spend humping the postman's leg .
Thursday, August 1, 2013
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