Sunday, June 30, 2013
joy in cooking
there is much joy in cooking...especially if you are cooking some ass hole who pissed you off .
Saturday, June 29, 2013
penis cut off in door
...just saw a movie where a monster got his cock cut off in the door...the only thing that could have made it better is...george lucus .
Thursday, June 27, 2013
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Monday, June 24, 2013
Sunday, June 23, 2013
Saturday, June 22, 2013
Friday, June 21, 2013
destroying earth...
once we destroy our planet...all the aliens will sit around their spaceships and mourn our demise...either that or not give a flying fuck...you take a guess .
(it's the second one).
(it's the second one).
Thursday, June 20, 2013
get rich quick...
wanna get rich ??? go into a layer of COYOTES and sell them FUCK THE ROAD RUNNER shirts .
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
peace and harmony...
if you are not in a state of peace and harmony...i will beat the shit out of you !!!
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
the loch ness monster
it does not matter if we believe in the loch ness monster...what matters is that he believes in himself .
capitalism...
the most interesting thing about capitalism...is selling bullets to people so they can shoot them at you .
Monday, June 17, 2013
Friday, June 14, 2013
breakfast sandwich...
just got a breakfast sandwich at "tim hortons'"...it was the best sex i have ever had !!!
Thursday, June 13, 2013
donkeys on the wall...
i prefer an asylum with pictures of donkeys on the wall...and piss on those non-donkey people .
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
cleopatra
are you aware that cleopatra used to poison people for entertainment ??? if that don't get you hot...then nothing will .
Monday, June 10, 2013
aliens have invaded...
aliens have invaded to abduct our sasquatch...send ten dollars to help stop this shit...
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Saturday, June 8, 2013
nick names to hockey players...
i think i could get rich offering pro hockey players a course on making
up nick names...because they're fucking horrible at it !!!
Friday, June 7, 2013
...bum tits
"eating horseshit and the pyramid of unequivocal bum tits" ...the new album from "frost mittens"...coming soon to a record store near you...i mean...it would if the fucking things still existed .
Thursday, June 6, 2013
shit eating contest...
The thing about a shit eating contest they don't tell you...is that the winner loses .
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
dr. gill...
dr. gill's new pop psychology book , entitled : "how to burn down the houses of those who piss you off" ...coming soon .
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
on line dating...
the best thing about online dating...it comes with a cord to strangle yourself with .
jar jar binx dream : bob dylan...and justin beiber...
me has a dream-o...sad , it was...bob dylan's badger dead indeed...trampled on at a justin beiber concert , it was !!!
Monday, June 3, 2013
Sunday, June 2, 2013
a 21 gun salute...
the only difference between a 21 gun salute and a firing squad..is a 25 degree angle .
Saturday, June 1, 2013
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