DOMINICAN REPUBLIC...MAIDS

THE MAIDS IN DOMINICAN REPUBLIC...WALK IN ON YOU WHILE YOU ARE MASTURBATING...AND FOR NO EXTRA COST , EITHER .

PRICE OF SPERM...

THEN THERE WAS THE TIME THAT MY BOY CAME UP TO ME AND ASKED ME WHY HE HAD NO SIBLINGS...MY RESPONSE..." ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW EXPENSIVE SPERM IS THESE DAYS ??? " .

MUSICOLOGY...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

WHATEVER IS THE DESIRE OF YOUR HEART...MAY LOVE POUND THE SHIT OUT OF IT .

...SHIT IN YOUR SHOE...

MAKE SURE YOU WASH  YOUR FEET BEFORE YOU SHIT IN YOUR SHOE .

WACKING MATERIAL...

I BOUGHT A COPY OF "CATHOLIC LIFE"...IT WAS GOOD WACKING MATERIAL .

GOD'S CREATURES...

WE ARE ALL GOD'S CREATURES...SOME MORE CREATURE THAN OTHERS.

SANTA ARRESTED...

IN THE TIME IT TOOK ME TO FIND A PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFT...SANTA WAS ARRESTED AND CONVICTED FOR ARMED ROBBERY .

THE DEVIL TURNED TO HIS CHIEF DEMON...

THE DEVIL TURNED TO HIS CHIEF DEMON AND SAID..." WHO PISSED IN THE LAKE OF FIRE ??? " .

GOD IS IN YOU...

GOD IS IN YOU...BRING HIM SOME COFFEE .

FOUR COYOTES...

FOUR COYOTES STALKED ONE BULL TERRIER...THE FIRST ONE POUNCED AND WAS IMMEDIATELY DECAPITATED...THE OTHER THREE GOT IN A HUDDLE...HAD A SHORT CONVERSATION...THEN LEFT .

...SHE LICKED MY BALLS...

SHE LICKED MY BALLS...THEN I PLAYED TENNIS WITH THEM .

GOD CREATED MAN...

GOD CREATED MAN...JUST TO PROVE THAT HE CAN , INDEED...GET DRUNK .

SOCK MASTURBATION...

SOCK MASTURBATION...THE NEW GAME FROM...MR. TOY .

WOBBY...

I WENT TO MAWASIA WITH MY FWIEND , WOBBY...HE HAS A SPEECH PWOBLEM .

TRUE STORY...

THE SWISS MAN WAS NOT CONVICTED FOR PUBLIC MASTURBATION...BECAUSE HE DID NOT AIM HIS PENIS AT ANYONE .

BEING MORAL...

THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GIVING FREE SEX AND COUPONS TO BURGER KING...THAN ACTUALLY MURDERING YOUR MOTHER .

AN ODE TO A YETI...

I AM GLAD I HAVE NEVER SEEN A YETI...MY LIFE IS WEIRD ENOUGH .

THE ROTTEN PLUMB...

IT IS SIMPLE , ACTUALLY...THOSE WHO DO NOT FEAR GOD...END UP FEEDING THEIR FRIENDS THE ROTTEN PLUMB .

BEE HUMAN...

BEE HUMAN...EVEN IF YOU ARE A GOOSE .

FAVORITE THEOLOGIAN ??? Z Z TOP .

THE MOUSE JOB...

I ONCE INDISCRIMINATELY THREW A MOUSE...AND IT LANDED ON A CATS NOSE...IF I HAD TRIED TO DO THAT...NO FUCKING WAY .

PIG...

PIG...YOU COOK IT...YOU EAT IT .

POCKET PUSSY IN THE JUNGLE...

THEY SAY THAT IN SOME PARTS OF THE CONGO...PEOPLE CANNOT AFFORD A POCKET PUSSY .

RELIGION...

YOU CAN TELL HOW GOOD A RELIGION IS...BY HOW MUCH SHIT THEY MAKE YOU EAT .

THE ASSHOLE TRAIN...

WHY DOES THE ASSHOLE TRAIN...NEVER COME OFF ITS TRACKS ???

POCKET PUSSY...

MY POCKET PUSSY...SCRATCHED MY BALLS .