Thursday, June 30, 2016
Monday, June 27, 2016
dream analysis...
there i am studying dream analysis
with a friend of mine
he tells me about this one dream
where he has a penis in his mouth
and his head is rocking back and forth
i tell him that it means
LIFE IS HARD
fuck , what else could i say
his wife was there
with a friend of mine
he tells me about this one dream
where he has a penis in his mouth
and his head is rocking back and forth
i tell him that it means
LIFE IS HARD
fuck , what else could i say
his wife was there
Sunday, June 26, 2016
...life is hard...
there i am studying dream analysis
with a friend of mine
he tells me about this one dream
where he has a penis in his mouth
and his head is rocking back and forth
i tell him that it means
LIFE IS HARD
fuck , what else could i say
his wife was there
with a friend of mine
he tells me about this one dream
where he has a penis in his mouth
and his head is rocking back and forth
i tell him that it means
LIFE IS HARD
fuck , what else could i say
his wife was there
Thursday, June 23, 2016
fucka yourself...
they named him "fucka"
his last name was "yourself"
the tribe never understood
the significance
thank god
anyway
his daughter grew up to be
a world famous slut
...so that was nice
his last name was "yourself"
the tribe never understood
the significance
thank god
anyway
his daughter grew up to be
a world famous slut
...so that was nice
Sunday, June 19, 2016
...you would think...
you would think when people believe things
and they don't work out
they would start to believe
other things instead
however
what they do
is believe the same things harder
surely , this is a bad idea
and they don't work out
they would start to believe
other things instead
however
what they do
is believe the same things harder
surely , this is a bad idea
Saturday, June 18, 2016
...when people believe things...
you would think when people believe things
and they don't work out
they would start to believe
other things instead
however
what they do
is believe the same things harder
surely , this is a bad idea
and they don't work out
they would start to believe
other things instead
however
what they do
is believe the same things harder
surely , this is a bad idea
Monday, June 13, 2016
your dog...
your dog will always understand you
never judge
sure as fuck never gossip
and certainly not use the newly acquired information
as a source of power
roughly translated
your dog loves you
and i am not saying your mother doesn't
but look at the fucking baggage
she comes with
dog 7 people no score
at the end of the first period
never judge
sure as fuck never gossip
and certainly not use the newly acquired information
as a source of power
roughly translated
your dog loves you
and i am not saying your mother doesn't
but look at the fucking baggage
she comes with
dog 7 people no score
at the end of the first period
Saturday, June 11, 2016
crotch rut...
billy cock
and johnny balls
together
looking for a name
for their duet
send in your suggestion
there is no financial reward
but
on your death bead
you will not have crotch rut
hopefully
and johnny balls
together
looking for a name
for their duet
send in your suggestion
there is no financial reward
but
on your death bead
you will not have crotch rut
hopefully
Friday, June 10, 2016
...chocolate chip cookies...
if i tell you your chocolate chip cookies
are not as good as they used to be
you will tell me to " suck my dick"
if i say they are delicious
you will indeed suck my dick
i wonder what the verdict is ???
are not as good as they used to be
you will tell me to " suck my dick"
if i say they are delicious
you will indeed suck my dick
i wonder what the verdict is ???
Thursday, June 9, 2016
Wednesday, June 8, 2016
cavemen...
did you know cavemen
used to kill dinosaurs
just so they could
take their nut-sack
and store baseball cards in it ???
sometimes
they would give one
to cave girls
just so they could store their electric razors
and all the attachments
used to kill dinosaurs
just so they could
take their nut-sack
and store baseball cards in it ???
sometimes
they would give one
to cave girls
just so they could store their electric razors
and all the attachments
Monday, June 6, 2016
Saturday, June 4, 2016
bad day for the yeti man...
once they discover bigfoot
then nobody will give a flying fuck about him
you know , after the initial excitement
and shit
point being
if i were bigfoot
sure as fuck
i would be learning
to make party balloons
or something like that anyway
better still
build a flying saucer
and get the fuck out of dodge
bad days ahead for the yeti man
then nobody will give a flying fuck about him
you know , after the initial excitement
and shit
point being
if i were bigfoot
sure as fuck
i would be learning
to make party balloons
or something like that anyway
better still
build a flying saucer
and get the fuck out of dodge
bad days ahead for the yeti man
Thursday, June 2, 2016
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