Monday, December 30, 2013
jimmy barns...probably the most famous ozzy rock artist ever
i lived in ozzy for two years..."barnsie" would be prayed to for the beer harvest to be a success...and it was .
Sunday, December 29, 2013
Friday, December 27, 2013
first sexual experience...
all i remember of my first sexual experience...is that i was not
involved...you know...but the other people performed just fine , i 'm
sure .
Thursday, December 26, 2013
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
persecution of people with third nut...
after we get this racial thing all figured out...we can begin to persecute people with an extra nut .
Monday, December 23, 2013
Sunday, December 22, 2013
we need people...
we need people so cats can compare themselves to them and feel better about themselves .
Saturday, December 21, 2013
the three nut people...
what the world needs...is a rock opera concerning the rise and fall of the three nutted water buffalo .
Friday, December 20, 2013
Thursday, December 19, 2013
alligator fucking
did you ever catch someone fucking an alligator...but you didn't want to point it out to them...because you might embarrass them ???
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
fuck-eyes...
cardinal richelieu...performs..."fuck-eyes"...and many more hits from his life long retrospective...also included..."let's rob the sperm bank " .
send 100 dollars...
send 100 dollars to FLARMOLOGY...and get your free cardinal richelieu dill-do...batteries not included .
Monday, December 16, 2013
Sunday, December 15, 2013
pyro grinch...
"grinch that stole christmas part 2...pyro grinch"...heating up the screens this holiday season .
Saturday, December 14, 2013
things you don't say at a funeral...
a human life is precious beyond all things...you know...besides this one .
harry potter...
two geese watching "harry potter"...one says to the other..."that fucking harry potter guy keeps on picking on that nice fellow , "voltimort"" .
Friday, December 13, 2013
the lady at the coffee shop...
so the lady at the coffee shop asked me if i needed room for milk...i replied..." no , i don't need any room for milk...thank you very much...however...if i could have some room for cream...i would really appreciate it " .
Thursday, December 12, 2013
your sister is hot !!!
soooooo...that's your sister...right??? soooooo...you won't be dating her , right ???
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
rudolf gets a blow job...
coming this december..."rudolf gets a blow job "...you will laugh...you will cry...it will become a part of you .
Monday, December 9, 2013
Sunday, December 8, 2013
the grinch that stole christmas
before you judge..."the grinch that stole christmas"...just remember...he could have decapitated every fucking " who " before they had gotten out of bed if he had wanted to .
Saturday, December 7, 2013
viking in all of us...
there is a bit of viking in all of us...lets just hope it isn't the rape are pillage part .
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
dummy
...that's right...i called you dummy...and if you weren't a dummy...you wouldn't be so offended that i called you dummy...dummy .
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
what pisses me off...
what pisses me off...is when i drop a piece of paper towel right into the toilet...and miss .
Monday, December 2, 2013
stacken high returns...
coming soon..."stackem high part 4"..." fuck off , 'cause this ain't no dick inside me pants...( it's a gun )" .
Sunday, December 1, 2013
secret of the universe...
having sex with suzi may have been the secret of the universe...but apparently...everyone knew the secret of the universe .
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