Friday, January 31, 2014
Thursday, January 30, 2014
gay cricket players...
i think i might write an opera concerning arachnophobia among gay cricket players .
Wednesday, January 29, 2014
Tuesday, January 28, 2014
the old lady...
the old lady was pleased when i opened the door for her...and equally as unpleased when i charged her a five dollar fee .
Monday, January 27, 2014
Sunday, January 26, 2014
drunken savage
DON'T YOU FIND IT WEIRD THAT THE SAME PEOPLE WHO DEMAND YOU DON'T DRINK...ARE THE ONES THAT CAN EASILY TURN YOU INTO A DRUNK ???
Saturday, January 25, 2014
Friday, January 24, 2014
genius...
they asked me..." do you think of yourself as a genius ??? "...i reply..." i screwed my teacher , if that means anything to you " .
Thursday, January 23, 2014
Wednesday, January 22, 2014
Tuesday, January 21, 2014
tigers and boyfriends
a boyfriend was jealous when i referred to his girlfriend as ..." little tiger "...maybe he thought i like to screw tigers.
Monday, January 20, 2014
Sunday, January 19, 2014
world peace
I dreamed that everyman was sterilized for a bottle of rum . Then the angel of God appeared and said : " world peace in 70 years " .
planet earth
maybe it takes god 60 000 of our years to smoke a joint...and when he is finished...and comes to his senses...BAM !!! no more humans !!!
Friday, January 17, 2014
where does wealth get you ???
alice cooper believes that jonah got swallowed by a whale...which is one of the benefits of being rich...you can believe any retarded thing you want and get away with it .
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
dill-do and such
age 10 and 11 is a special time in life...a time when you very well may sit on santa's lap and ask him if you could become a dill-do for christmas .
Monday, January 13, 2014
Sunday, January 12, 2014
johnny cash
the minks disguise of johnny cash would have worked but for one thing...they all knew that he was dead .
Saturday, January 11, 2014
revolution...and fuck !!!
the only real revolution...is a drunk man in the bleachers...saying...where is my fucking poodle ??? and the choir goes silent...as the lizard slips his skin .
Friday, January 10, 2014
Thursday, January 9, 2014
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
loch ness monster...
what is the difference between the loch nest monster and your wife ??? the loch ness monster won't suck my dick .
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Monday, January 6, 2014
Sunday, January 5, 2014
Saturday, January 4, 2014
adultery
when i was a kid...adultery was this thing terrible people did in the shadows...now it is a multimillion dollar institution...complete with dancing bunnies and shit like that .
Friday, January 3, 2014
dying while masturbating...
the thing you have to understand about masturbation...is that if you die doing in...they will never make a movie about your life .
Thursday, January 2, 2014
murder and football
a football is just a football...until you murder someone with it...then it takes upon itself...special meaning .
Wednesday, January 1, 2014
sense of humor
the thing about the person who told me to never lose my sense of humor...is that they didn't have one to lose .
jesus and the masses and shit...
the more people think they are jesus...the less they act like him .
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