what did the following people invent???

1-tony adultry
2-billy ping pong
3-susan baseball
4-jimmy fishing rod
5-randy beastiality
6-heather atomic energy

dildo

contrary to popular belief...a dildo is not a prehistoric bird .

integrity

the best way to keep your integrity...is to change the definition to...slimy , deceitful bastard .

if...

if i were a caveman...i would buy a dehumidifier .

church service

the church service was going quite well...until some guy thanked the lord for the chance to have a gang bang with a bunch of sluts .

dog park

there is this dog park close to this pool where i go every day...no shit...there are three parking spaces reserved for the members...and they are marked..."dogs park only".

asshole

i do not think you should ever call someone an asshole...i think that people who do...are assholes .

shit

before you clean your toilet...flush down the shit .

sex

sex...the hamburger of the universe .

english

me teech english...me teech good...you learnd much...phome now.

frogs

after many years of research...it has been proven that the majority of people who flush frogs down the toilet...do not like frogs .