Wednesday, June 22, 2011
evil spirit
i knew this guy who had a dog named spirit...when he was bad...he would say..."evil spirit"...then cast him out .
Monday, June 20, 2011
anteaters
anteaters actually don't eat ants...they just say they do so people wont get curious about what they really do with their long sexy snouts .
Friday, June 17, 2011
god
some people see god as an angry god...but they will know he is a god of love and compassion...right after he melts their brains .
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
end of the world
there is just one thing i want to do before the end of the world...move to another planet .
Friday, June 10, 2011
my unique friend part 5
so i get my unique friend a job at a cookie store...the lady who owned it...never talked to me again .
Thursday, June 9, 2011
my unique friend part 4
he turns off his answering machine...then bitches at me for not leaving any message .
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Monday, June 6, 2011
bullet
i once saved a friends life by taking a bullet for them in their living room...in turn...they made me pay to remove the blood stain from their carpet .
Saturday, June 4, 2011
Friday, June 3, 2011
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
the funeral
it was a sad funeral...and when the clown threw up all over the corps...that only made it worse .
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