Saturday, January 31, 2015
Thursday, January 29, 2015
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
HORSES...
PEOPLE SPEND THE FIRST PART OF THEIR LIVES..." BACKING THE WRONG HORSE "...AND THE SECOND PART...HATING HORSES .
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Monday, January 26, 2015
ODE TO A FORGETFUL CLERGYMAN...
I ASKED MY CONGREGATION WHERE MY BOOK OF SERMONS WAS...THEY SAID..."RIGHT ON TOP OF YOUR POCKET PUSSY "...I SAID...THANK YOU .
Saturday, January 24, 2015
THE BEARS...
AT THE RELIGIOUS CAMP...THERE WAS NO MASTURBATING ALLOWED...SO EVERYONE SCREWED THE BEARS .
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Wednesday, January 21, 2015
SELL SOUL TO DEVIL...
IF YOU EVER SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL...MAKE SURE YOU GET THE BONUS BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN...THEY CONVENIENTLY FORGET TO TELL YOU IF YOU DON'T ASK .
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
SIDE ORDER OF SHIT...
LIFE IS BEST SERVED WITH A SIDE ORDER OF SHIT...IT HELPS YOU TO APPRECIATE THE EGGS SO MUCH MORE .
Sunday, January 18, 2015
SASQUATCH PORN...
I RENTED A SASQUATCH PORNO MOVIE...I NOW KNOW HOW TO SAY..."LET'S FUCK"...IN SASQUATCH .
Friday, January 16, 2015
TOAST...
A BRAIN TUMOR CAN MAKE THINGS SMELL LIKE TOAST...TOAST CAN ALSO MAKE THINGS SMELL LIKE TOAST .
Tuesday, January 13, 2015
Sunday, January 11, 2015
RELIGION SUCKS...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY...2014
JUST FOR THE RECORD...THERE IS QUITE A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RAISING A CHILD...AND TEARING HIM APART .
IF THE DIFFERENCE IS NOT SEEN...SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG .
IF THE DIFFERENCE IS NOT SEEN...SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG .
Saturday, January 10, 2015
Friday, January 9, 2015
Thursday, January 8, 2015
Wednesday, January 7, 2015
Tuesday, January 6, 2015
Sunday, January 4, 2015
ASS HOLE
BILLY HAD ONE HOMOSEXUAL EXPERIENCE IN HIS LIFE...AND THE GUY TURNED OUT TO BE AN ASS HOLE .
Friday, January 2, 2015
WEREWOLF BLOOD
IF YOU INJECT YOURSELF WITH WEREWOLF BLOOD...PEOPLE MAY THINK YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM .
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