WIFE SWAPPING

THE BEST WAY TO AVOID WIFE SWAPPING...IS TO DON'T GET A WIFE TO SWAP .

devil worship...

i am not trying to be negative...i  just think you worship the devil .

utah

i wonder if sports players who play for " utah "...get suspended for masturbating ???

war in middle east...

whoever wins the war in the middle east...should get to play "the mormons" in the next round .

stupid people...

did you ever wonder why stupid people buy smart dogs ???

...firing squad...

the only difference between a 21 gun salute and a firing squad...is a 45 degree angle .

ann of green gables...

ann of green gables may have been born in p .e .i...but she learned to do micheal jackson's moonwalk...in good old halifax , nova scotia .

like a son...

when i say "you are like a son to me"...what i mean is...my son is an idiot .

church earthquake

as everyone in church sat and prayed for peace and tranquility...an earthquake swallowed them all up .

loch ness monster...

there is so much we can learn about the loch ness monster...like does he taste better with garlic or pepper .

the girl was very upset...

the girl was very upset when her boyfriend broke up with her...and even more upset when he sent her a bill for sexual favors .

...IF MOLESTED BY A YETI...WHAT ELSE SHOULD YOU NOT DO ???

2-GIVE HIM A TARANTULA INFESTED BANANA .

HINTS , IF YOU ARE EVER MOLESTED BY A YETI

1-DON'T LAUGH AT THE SIZE OF HIS PENIS .

my panther got diarrhea...

my panther got diarrhea...anyone got a hammer and a cork ???

great men...

behind every great man...there is a great women...and that's why there are no great men .

jimi hendrex...

i met a guy who saw jimi hendrex'x last concert...and get this...he said it was good .

what is a country ???

a country is no better than its sperm .

whore of babylon

the bible would have sold a lot better if "the whore of babylon"... hadn't been reduced to a supporting role .

keep out of reach...

keep out of reach of children...and idiot adults .

big foot

...so i die...go to heaven...and the first thing god says to me..." how did that fucking big foot expedition go ??? " 

married people...

what does a married couple have in common to keep them together ??? they don't like kids .

the penis knows...

The penis knows only one button...and it is not a button .

pock pussy wars

a long time ago...in a galaxy far , far away...an evil emperor confiscated all the pocket pussies .

earthquake...

they were praying to get to know god better at church...when suddenly...an earthquake swallowed them all up .

2100

the year is 2100...we judge each other by the length of our turds...nobody knows how we got to that place...we just did .

frienamy...

are you my enemy ??? or my friend ??? or my frienamy ???

sexual stuff...

my girlfriend was very upset when i sent her a bill for all the sexual stuff we did...so i gave her a 10 % discount .