Saturday, January 28, 2012
Friday, January 27, 2012
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
bin ladin
for all you people who believe people should repress their homosexuality...i have two words for you...bin ladin .
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
i swear...
i swear to never name a corgi cory...an elephant elli...an alligator...al...or a tarantula...terry .
Monday, January 23, 2012
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Friday, January 20, 2012
choose...
choose your friends carefully...and the lubricant you use to masturbate with...even more carefully .
Thursday, January 19, 2012
fun
the main thing in life is to have fun...and if i find myself not having fun...i inflict physical pain upon myself until i start having fun again .
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Tuesday, January 17, 2012
playing with your nuts
did you even wonder how many clergymen play with their nuts behind the podium ???
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Friday, January 13, 2012
serious
i told a friend that he took life too seriously...he took what i said very seriously...i'm not sure if that is good or bad .
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
moses parting the red sea...
moses may have parted the red sea...but you should see me fart in the bubble bath .
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Monday, January 9, 2012
Sunday, January 8, 2012
suckers
if there is a sucker born every second...then suckers must be doing more screwing then sucking .
Saturday, January 7, 2012
dinosaurs
dinosaurs are interesting...and the less sex you are having...the more interesting they become .
Friday, January 6, 2012
Thursday, January 5, 2012
yoda
i would like to hang out with yoda...but not just to see him naked...but that's part of it though...a big part .
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
obese cats
any ass hole can find it deep within to support starving cats...we got a new swing on the situation...that is right...here at "the cat factory"...we only feed pussies five to 10 pounds overweight...all the other cats can go fuck themselves...in the year 2012...obese cats rule !!!
too busy
if you are too busy to stick a flag into a turd and drive it around the toilet bowl a couple times...then you are just too busy .
Monday, January 2, 2012
evil spirit
i once knew a man who had a dog named spirit...when he was bad...he would say..."evil spirit"...and cast him out .
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