Thursday, April 30, 2015
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
JURASSIC PARK...
IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT HAVING SEX IN " JURASSIC PARK "...YOU KNOW...HARD TO CONCENTRATE AND ALL THAT SHIT .
Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Monday, April 27, 2015
ASS-OLOGY
THERE IS NOTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN AN ASS THAT ALLOWS YOU TO SMUGGLE A 24 OF BEER INSIDE IT .
Sunday, April 26, 2015
Saturday, April 25, 2015
Friday, April 24, 2015
ALPACA INC .
IF YOU EVER BEGIN AN ALPACA FARM...MAKE SURE YOU POST A SIGN..."NO SUCKING OFF THE ALPACA "
Thursday, April 23, 2015
KILL...
I NEVER THREATENED TO KILL ANYONE...AND IF I FIND OUT WHO SAID THAT...I WILL KILL THEM .
B. HORNJUICE
B. HORNJUICE
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
MOSES PARTING THE RED SEA...
I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE A MUSICAL CONCERNING MOSES PARTING THE RED SEA...BUT THROUGH THE EYES OF HIS CAT .
Monday, April 20, 2015
PUPPY LOVE...
PUPPY LOVE IS FINE AND DANDY...JUST MAKE SURE THE PUPPY DOES NOT GROW UP AND EAT YOU .
Sunday, April 19, 2015
SCREWING IN YOUR 60'S...
SCREWING IN YOUR 60 'S...IS A GOOD WAY OF TEACHING PEOPLE THE VALUE OF EFFERT .
Saturday, April 18, 2015
BUNNY UP MY ASS...
THERE WAS A BUNNY UP MY ASS...AND THE DR . TOLD ME TO TAKE TWO CARROTS AND CALL HIM IN THE MORNING .
Friday, April 17, 2015
Thursday, April 16, 2015
SEXUAL LUBRICANT...
DID YOU EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAY WHEN YOU PUT YOUR SEXUAL LUBRICANT ON YOUR TOOTH BRUSH...THEN YOU BRUSH SO FAST THE YOU HURT YOUR GUMS ???
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
Monday, April 13, 2015
THE MINISTER...
THE MINISTER YELLED FROM THE PULPIT..." BREASTS ARE FOR BABIES , NOT FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE !!! "...AND THEN SOME GUY SCREAMED BACK..." NEXT YOU WILL BE TELLING US NOT TO SUCK DICKS " .
Sunday, April 12, 2015
AN ODE TO A BULL TERRIER
FOUR COYOTES STALK A BULL TERRIER...ONE GETS TOO CLOSE AND HAS HIS HEAD CHEWED OFF...THE OTHERS HUDDLE FOR A MOMENT...TURN AROUND AND WALK AWAY .
Friday, April 10, 2015
YETI SHIT...
YOU COULD TELL IT WAS YETI SHIT...BECAUSE THE WORDS..." YETI SHIT "...WERE WRITTEN ON IT .
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
Monday, April 6, 2015
JEALOUS BOYFRIEND...
ROSE WOULD MASTURBATE WITH A WINE BOTTLE...HER BOYFRIEND GOT JEALOUS AND BROKE IT .
Friday, April 3, 2015
Thursday, April 2, 2015
THE YETI STRIKES AGAIN...
THE ONLY GREATER HONOR THAN BEING EATEN BY A YETI...IS NOT BEING EATEN BY ONE .
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
FIRST HOMO EXPERIENCE...
SO BILLY HAD HIS FIRST HOMOSEXUAL EXPERIENCE...HIS EVALUATION..."NEEDS MORE VINEGAR" .
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