sometimes a fart...

sometimes a fart...sounds like a duck...but don't expect to eat it for dinner .

pulling away

i pull away from women
so i can pull away on my dick
some people think that's anti-social
but i don't give a shit

i pull on my finger
others pull on my heart
and if it is a lucky day
all that happens in a fart 

we pull on each other
and push at the same time
and we don't see the mess we made
because we're fucking blind

if i were a dinosaur
i'd be pull-a-sauras-rex
i would add a push to my pull
and then i'd call it sex

george bush

george bush has done for world peace...what christians have done for christianity .

some day...

some day we will be all the same color and religion and stuff like that...then the people with a lower left nut...will declare war on the people with a lower right nut .

...the bahamas

stroke it in the bahamas

you never know someone...

you never know someone...until you cut off their head and look deep inside their skull .

the titanic

apparently...the titanic had eight psychics on board...eight useless fucking psychics .

having children

why does god encourage us to have children ??? simple...the more children...the better the plague .

moses and the red sea...

what moses really did was fart in the bath tub...you know how stories get exaggerated .