LA JOGGING

SOME PEOPLE JOG
TO RUN AWAY FROM THEIR SEXUALITY
OTHERS
THEIR HAUNTED PAST
STILL OTHERS JOG
WELL
THEY ARE JOGGING TO JOG
THEIR PATH IS FAR , FAR SAFER

SAME TURD...

SAME TURD...DIFFERENT ASS HOLE .

...INCEST-COLA .

NEW BRAND OF POP...INCEST-COLA .

MESSAGE FORM GOD...

I WENT TO THE MOON TO GET A MESSAGE FROM GOD...HE SAID..." FUCK , IT'S COLD HERE " .

MASTURBATION LAWS...

THE MASTURBATION LAWS WERE PASSED...JUST TO TURN EVERYONE INTO A LIAR .

PARKINSON'S DISEASE...

IF I CAN LAST 10 MORE YEARS
WITHOUT GETTING PARKINSON'S DISEASE
I CAN ACTUALLY DIE OF OLD AGE
BEFORE THE SYMPTOMS
BECOME TOO ACUTE

SO I GOT THAT GOING FOR ME 

AN ODE TO A BORDER PATROL COP...

SURE I COULD OPEN MY BAG , OFFICER...OR I COULD SING YOU A FOLK SONG I JUST FINISHED WRITING AT A CAFE JUST DOWN THE ROAD .

THIS LADY...

THIS LADY TOLD ME SHE WAS
A SEMI-PROFESSIONAL TENNIS PLAYER
THING IS
SHE KEPT ON TELLING ME
TO STOP HITTING THE BALL SO HARD

SHE IS A SEMI-PROFESSIONAL SOMETHING ALL RIGHT
BUT IS SURE AS FUCK AIN'T TENNIS PLAYER

BILLY'S ERECTION...

MARCH 1978...THE BACK OF WINTER WAS BROKEN...AND BILLY'S ERECTION SUBSIDED .

MEXICAN IS A WONDERFUL LANGUAGE...

I WAS JUST AT THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC....THEY SPEAK MEXICAN THERE .

THE UNIVERSE AND YOUR ASS...

THE UNIVERSE CONTINUES TO SPIN INTO INFINITY...REGARDLESS IF YOU WIPE YOUR ASS OR NOT .

GARBAGE CAN...

THERE IS A GARBAGE CAN WHERE THE URINAL WAS .

YETI STEALS VIBRATOR

WHAT DO YOU SAY
IF A YETI STEALS YOUR VIBRATOR ???
SOMETHING LIKE
..."NEED BATTERIES" ???

AS THE WORLD MELTED...

AS THE WORLD MELTED...I PLAYED MY VIOLIN...AND PUFFED ON MY CHEAP CIGAR .

EVERY UNIVERSE...

EVERY UNIVERSE NEEDS A GARAGE .

DON'T...

have you noticed how the word...DON"T...looks like a paranoid soldier ???

RABBIT POOP...

IF YOUR POOP LOOKS LIKE RABBIT POOP...MAYBE THAT MEANS YOU ARE A RABBIT .

JESUS SAID...

GOD SAID TO ABRAHAM..." YOU USED YOUR WIFE AS A PROSTITUTE ??? GEE , THAT 'S A STRETCH " .

THE JELLYFISH...

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A JELLYFISH THROW UP ???