Monday, April 29, 2013
jesus camp
jesus camp...where you can get your dick sucked and people will actually
believe you when you tell them that the ministers wife was just saying
her prayers...cum to jesus camp .
Saturday, April 27, 2013
Friday, April 26, 2013
every business meeting...
just remember...every business meeting...you are only one fart away from losing a contract .
Thursday, April 25, 2013
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Tuesday, April 23, 2013
"the texas chainsaw massacre"
"the texas chainsaw massacre"...a great movie about building the family unit by finding things to do together .
Sunday, April 21, 2013
good catholic boys
good catholic boys don't masturbate...and that's why there are no good catholic boys .
catholic history moment
are you aware that in one point in history the catholic church supplied
some of their priests with prostitutes so they would not masturbate ???
that makes me so mad...i just want to beat myself .
Saturday, April 20, 2013
Friday, April 19, 2013
generally speaking...
generally speaking...there are two types of people in this world...the type that will join a group of evil bastards because they have nice uniforms...and the type that won't even admit that they have nice uniforms .
Thursday, April 18, 2013
sucking dicks
LISTEN...i did not spend my entire life repressing my homosexuality...just so you could skip down the fucking street...singing a chorus of elton john's greatest hits...with a dick in your mouth !!!
teach your children well
if you are going to teach your children to tell the truth...don't forget to tell them how stupid they are going to look doing it .
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Tuesday, April 16, 2013
Monday, April 15, 2013
Sunday, April 14, 2013
people and badgers
are you aware that in the time of jesus...it was actually believed that people were smarter than badgers ???
Friday, April 12, 2013
god created us...
god created us to have harmony and peace in common...however...truth be known...all we really do have in common...is that we all screwed jennifer toddles .
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
the music industry
the 70's were characterized by people writing songs about muskrats
having sex...and making millions off of them...now...people write songs
about nothing...and fuck muskrats...strange .
Tuesday, April 9, 2013
professional wrestling is like religion...
professional wrestling is like religion...but with more body odor .
Sunday, April 7, 2013
does it bother you...
does it bother you that your dog enjoyed his bone...more than you enjoyed your trip to disney land ???
Saturday, April 6, 2013
Thursday, April 4, 2013
becoming a professional hockey player
in order to become a professional hockey player...first you have to learn the art of finding someone the shittiest nick name ever .
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Monday, April 1, 2013
three nut tony
i finally got to see "three nut tony" in the shower...only to discover that he only had one nut...FIGURES !!!
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