Tuesday, July 31, 2012
affectionate dog
this dog jumped on me and began to lick...his master said..."he loves people too much"...i replied..."good...he has to make up for the rest of us".
gas pumps
people are a lot more self serving than gas pumps...especially the non-self serving ones .
Monday, July 30, 2012
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Monday, July 23, 2012
the great thing
there is nothing greater than that thing...you know...that great thing...the one that's so great .
Sunday, July 22, 2012
...your inner carabou...
sex is so much better with your inner caribou between you and your metaphoric moose .
Thursday, July 19, 2012
nobody left to blame...
when there is nobody left to blame...your cat is in for a big fucking surprise .
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
self defence
sometimes people try to defend themselves in count...thinking that once truth comes to the light...all will be fine...they never make that fucking mistake again .
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Thursday, July 12, 2012
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Sunday, July 8, 2012
Friday, July 6, 2012
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
moses may have parted the red sea...
moses may have parted the red sea...but can he make the bubbles in the bubble bath get really foamy ???
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