Friday, May 30, 2014
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Monday, May 26, 2014
OUR GREATEST PRESIDENT...EMBELLISHED
IF YOU WANT TO TEST A MANS CHARACTER GIVE HIM POWER*...IF YOU WANT TO TEST HIS ABILITY TO SMILE...GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB .
*ABRAHAM L.
*ABRAHAM L.
Sunday, May 25, 2014
Saturday, May 24, 2014
BILL'S TOILET PAPER...
BILL'S TOILET PAPER...JUST ASK YOUR ASS HOLE WHO MAKES THE BEST TOILET PAPER .
Friday, May 23, 2014
HERO...
IF A HERO DOESN'T HAVE A VILLAIN...THEN HE WILL PROBABLY JUST GO BACK TO HIS DRUGS OR HIS PORN .
Thursday, May 22, 2014
CLERGYMAN DOING WEIRD SHIT...
IF YOU ARE SURPRISED THAT YOUR CLERGYMAN GOT CAUGHT DOING SOME REALLY WEIRD SHIT...THEN YOU NEED YOUR HEAD EXAMINED .
Tuesday, May 20, 2014
Monday, May 19, 2014
Saturday, May 17, 2014
hitler's dick...
my theory is that if hitler's dick had been two inches longer...there would have been no war .
Friday, May 16, 2014
Thursday, May 15, 2014
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
PET SQUIRREL...
...BUT I DID TAKE CARE OF YOUR PET SQUIRREL WHILE YOU WERE AWAY...I PRAYED EVERYDAY THAT SOMEONE WOULD FEED IT .
Monday, May 12, 2014
Saturday, May 10, 2014
Friday, May 9, 2014
ENDANGERED SPECIES...
THE ENDANGERED SPECIES I SUPPORT...IS THE PIGEON...BECAUSE WHO WANTS TO SUPPORT A LOSER .
Thursday, May 8, 2014
Wednesday, May 7, 2014
Tuesday, May 6, 2014
Sunday, May 4, 2014
LITTLE RED RIDING-HOOD
THE TRUTH IS LITTLE RED-RIDING-HOOD WAS INTO SCREWING WOLVES...THE REST OF THE STORY IS JUST A COVER-UP .
Saturday, May 3, 2014
WONDERFUL EYES
ME SAYS TO DA YOUNG LADY...ME SAYS..." YA GOT WONDERFUL EYES...WHERE DID YA GET 'EM ??? "
Friday, May 2, 2014
Thursday, May 1, 2014
SPACE TURD...
I REMEMBER THE TIME I HAD A SHIT IN OUTER SPACE...AND THE GOVERNMENT GAVE ME A MEDAL .
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