mrs. jones

mrs. jones preached a wonderful sermon about the unconditional love of a cat...but she probably should not have entitled it..."me and my pussy" in the church bulletin .

if i were a frog...

if i were a frog...i would eat black flies instead of bugs...and i would have all the other frogs who did not...put to death .

when i lived in switzerland...

when i lived in switzerland...i ate horse...until the cows came home .

my favorite magic trick...

my favorite magic trick is to turn piss into water as someone is drinking it...it never works out but it sure is good for a laugh .

a little boy...

a little boy asked me if his dog  was going to be in heaven...i replied..."yes , billy...but you are going to fucking burn in hell" .

some anteaters...

some anteaters prefer beetles to ants...they are shunned and despised by the others .