Thursday, March 10, 2011

the ugly dog

ten minutes ago...i was in the liquor store...and i noticed this lady had a dog with her...i asked the clerk for a treat so i could...you know....bond with the animal...i gave the dog the biscuit...she ate it...then dog and master promptly walked out of the store...at this point...another clerk turned to me and said...and i quote..."stu...we don't feed ugly dogs around here."

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