lying...

there is no good reason to lie...besides you don't want someone to know the truth .

maca is a plant found in peru...it contains sexual propertires...

DON'T MASTURBATE !!! MACABATE!!! get your MACAWACCA TODAY !!!

santa's elves

there is a time of life when you believe in santa's elves...there is a time in life when you do not believe in santa's elves...then there is that one overlap year...when you think they are watching you masturbate .

roosters...

roosters should never say..."cock-a-doodle-do"...penis a-doodle-do...is much more polite .

if...

if jesus worked for a church...he would be fired .

the path of enlightenment

the path of enlightenment needs...more horny women .

national geographic

i watched this national geographic special concerning mating rituals...then i glued feathers all over my body and ran around my girlfriend squawking as laud as i could...it had limited success .