My Satirical Horse: August 2011

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

the best way to get rid of ear wigs...is to tell people eating them makes them horny .

it was the day of the night of the dawn of the vampires...in the middle of the afternoon .

the beautiful thing about only having one sex partner...is that you never have to discover how bad they are at it .

when people play sports in hell...i wonder if they are allowed to cheat ???

they should have told me no to baste the chicken in shit .

only in america...would you sell someone bullets to shot at you .

the greater the need to take over the world...the smaller the dick .

any time my self esteem is low...i punch myself in the face .

born again christians love to witness...one of the things they witness...is me...running in the opposite direction .

the best way to demonstrate your masculinity is to take a girl bowling...and laugh at her when she rolls the ball into the gutter .

when moses parted the red sea...he misses out on a great opportunity to be the first person to fish sideways .

selling a million records will make you famous...so will cannibalism .