My Satirical Horse

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

THERE IS ONE PERSON IN THIS COFFEE SHOP...AND HE IS SITTING IN MY FUCKING SEAT .

SOMEBODY BOUGHT ME A COOKIE JAR...WHICH MEANS I CANNOT GIVE YOU COOKIES ANYMORE...THEY ARE ALL MINE...FOR MY JAR .

SOMEWHERE IN THE MOUNTAINS...THERE ARE FOUR OR FIVE SASQUATCH...DEBATING WEATHER OR NOT HUMANS EXIST .

I LEARNED TO COUNT TO 12...BECAUSE MY SISTER HAD 12 PERIODS A YEAR .

my new book...a commentary on this generation...i am calling it...ASSHOLES FOR EARS .

SHITTY ATTITUDES TO LIFE...ARE WHAT WHITE IS TO MILK .

NEVER MARRY ANYONE WHO THINKS IT'S FUNNY TO PUSH OVER A PORTABLE TOILET .