ADVICE...

THE BETTER THE ADVICE...THE LESS LIKELY IT WILL BE TAKEN .

IT

...AS LONG AS YOU ARE HAPPY WITH IT...I MEAN HER .

FREEDOM

THERE CAN BE FREEDOM FOUND IN EVERY JAIL...ESPECIALLY IF THE DOOR IS LEFT OPEN AND THE GUARDS HAVE GONE HOME .

TAKING...

DON'T FORGET TO TAKE MORE THAN YOU NEED...IF YOUR INDULGENCE IS NOT LIKE A CANCER...THEN IT DOESN'T COUNT .

do you...

do you know what is cool ??? a sasquatch with a pet dragon .

BIGFOOT

THE QUESTION IS...WHAT IS BIGFOOT ??? MY GUESS...A BAPTIST .

ABOUT LAST NIGHT

HOW IN THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW WHAT I ATE LAST NIGHT ??? WHO DO I LOOK LIKE , EINSTEIN ???