My Satirical Horse

Friday, February 28, 2014

if you didn't want someone to take your socks...then why did you cut off your feet ???

my new invention...socks for your ass .

i knew this girl that wasn't very stimulating drunk or sober...but she sure was stimulating in between .

it was a great church service...but what were the werewolves doing smoking dope behind the organ ???

i bought my father a book on anger management...he beat the shit out of me .

better to misplace your youth than your nuts .

i was tired of seeing teenagers rebel for no particular reason...so i named my boy...SHIT-EATER .